barrajack1
Queensland
Australia
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| An estate agent parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to
show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck
comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door
before speeding off. More than a little distraught, the estate agent
grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a
chance to ask any questions, the estate agent starts screaming
hysterically : 'My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined;
it'll simply never be the same again!'
After the estate agent finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes
his head in disgust:
'I can't believe how materialistic you bloodyestate agents are,'
'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice
anything else in your life.'
'How can you s ay such a thing at a time like this? snaps the estate
agent.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was
torn off when the truck hit you.' The estate agent looks down in
absolute horror...
BLOODY HELL!!!!!! He screams - 'Where's my Rolex?'
  
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