took my dog for a bit of a jaunt...beautiful day out...so were walkin street side..cuz mn.soooo cheap they cant even put in sidewalks......so anyways.....

i hear the joyful sound of a harley comin round the corner...love em i do...

anyways this pretty hefty black dude is driving it....this dude thinken hes the shit..bike is a beauty....well hes soooo damn cool...he pulls his cell phone out...lookin to see if he missed a call....none of course....well in that split secound...what do ya think happened???

you got it....traffic stopped.....ta dink into the car in front of him....the bike falls over...he looks confused....starts yellin at the guy in the car...now im laughing so frkken hard i had to sit in the grass...this shmuck calls police....files a report...crowd gathers...hes tryin so hard to save face....i told the cops what happened....laffing the whole time....well they know me..know my humor....so the black dude says to me....WHITE B*TCH...YOU WILL NEVER GET A RIDE ON MY HOG....made me laff even harder.....said well thank god for that.....im still laffing.....all in a day in the hood.....

AND YOU AIN'T EVER GETTIN A RIDE ON HIS HOG.....lmao