honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58
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I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.
It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.
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barrajack1
Queensland
Australia
age: 63 online now!
| SUnday morning, in VIctoria in Australia, you could not get a drink unless you went to Church,
So the saying was born
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
2.4.6.8, time to transubstantiate
Doing the Vatican, Doing the Vatican. Doing the Vatican Rag
The you go to some confessional
where some guy who has religion
will tell you if your sins original
Well crossa my heart and spit to die  
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