7/23/2008 6:18:53 PMGeorge Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline 

shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 53 online now!


Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
Problem solved.....



7/23/2008 6:21:08 PMGeorge Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline 

responsible1
Ashford, WA
age: 59 online now!


seems like a great solution to me lol --LUCAS

7/23/2008 6:22:42 PMGeorge Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline 

justabboppin
Edgewood, NM
age: 51


I have to agree on that...............

7/23/2008 6:24:20 PMGeorge Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline 

bee28
Lutherville Timonium, MD
age: 55


Boy, I'm really gonna miss George Carlin's perspective...that was great!

7/23/2008 6:34:49 PMGeorge Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline 

tumbleweed227
San Simon, AZ
age: 67


I have a friend who did just that. He is from Korea. He joined our army & is now a US citizen. AND he speaks english.

7/23/2008 6:35:17 PMGeorge Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline 

dasanii
Bad Axe, MI
age: 51


Sounds like a plan to me

7/23/2008 6:43:34 PMGeorge Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline 

shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 53 online now!


His jokes actually made since....it would sure be a good way to see if they are serious.

7/23/2008 9:04:41 PMGeorge Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline 

21stcent
South Prairie, WA
age: 56


You would be surpised how many through out history have fought in that manner to get citizenship. Leave it to George to twist it in his delightful way to entertain and enlighten us.Well except for the part of no rifle. He was fabulous, and will be missed!

7/23/2008 9:37:52 PMGeorge Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline 

morles
San Antonio, TX
age: 64 online now!


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............................No options...Just Deport all illegals...

................The second time caught chain gang them together to help build a more secure fence....


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7/23/2008 11:49:39 PMGeorge Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline 

shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 53 online now!


morles I know you have to deal with this a hell of alot more than I do.. And it still bothers me.. I just know our time is coming..One of our most popular builders was caught 40 of them and they just slapped him on the wrist..he needs jail time or better yet put him on the bus back right along with his illegals lol

7/24/2008 4:43:44 AMGeorge Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline 

prxf
Pittsburgh, PA
age: 51


Nice thought, Shari1955, but let's get back to reality. I'm highly in favor of your illegal immigrants idea, though(with the exception of bringing troops home. They are needed in Afghinistan).
As far as the gas, just use a substitute.