| 7/23/2008 11:38:35 PM | The Old British Sergeant Major....... | |
twohawks
Bothell, WA
age: 69
| ......was giving a class to the new troops in India.
"Chaps...Here in India there is one menace that you must be careful with. It's a black and yellow snake called The Black and Yellow Lulu. If you should encounter one of these Devils the only way to kill it is to grab it by the base of the tail, then go hand over hand over hand until you reach its head. The you stick two fingers down its throat and choke it to death. Once your fingers are in its mouth that rendered it helpless to bite you. Be careful out there Chaps!"
Two weeks later the Old Sergeant Major was visiting the hospital and cheering up the troops. He came across one of the privates that had been in his class two weeks earlier. He approached the bed. The young private was swathed in bandages from head to foot. The Sergeant Major asked: "I say, young private...why on earth are you here. What the Devil happened to you?"
"Well you see, Sergeant Major...we were on patrol and I encountered one of those Black and Yellow Lulu's. I did exactly as you had instructed. I grabbed it by the base of the tail, then went hand over hand over hand up the body and then I stuck two of my fingers in the a** of the biggest Bengal Tiger in all of India!"
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| 7/24/2008 6:03:30 AM | The Old British Sergeant Major....... | |
lilguppy2bit
Auburn, WA
age: 53
| Thanks SGM really needed to laugh today.
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| 7/24/2008 7:28:25 AM | The Old British Sergeant Major....... | |
no1slonesome4me
Chester, MA
age: 78
| Well, now what, I did as you told me...OH SNAKE, I thought you said shake it...Dayum...
Good one two.
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| 7/24/2008 2:05:47 PM | The Old British Sergeant Major....... | |
lilguppy2bit
Auburn, WA
age: 53
| Have a great day picked this up on another thread and thought of striker...
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when
her car broke down.
An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride
to a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was
uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a
Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,
yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.
'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the
service-station attendant. 'Nothing,' the woman answered.
'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist,
and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.'
'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use saddles'
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| 7/24/2008 3:22:13 PM | The Old British Sergeant Major....... | |
striker29527
London, KY
age: 46
| hmmmm................maybe sassy will let me buy us a horse? heheheheheh
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| 7/24/2008 3:33:09 PM | The Old British Sergeant Major....... | |
ru2timid
Rockford, IL
age: 47
| hmmmm................maybe sassy will let me buy us a horse? heheheheheh
Here's a present for you.
No saddle 
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| 7/24/2008 3:37:54 PM | The Old British Sergeant Major....... | |
sassyemt
London, KY
age: 43
| Now I can really see us riding off into the sunset with that
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| 7/24/2008 3:40:29 PM | The Old British Sergeant Major....... | |
ru2timid
Rockford, IL
age: 47
|  You go girl!!!
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| 7/24/2008 3:42:11 PM | The Old British Sergeant Major....... | |
striker29527
London, KY
age: 46
| this one is more my speed!!!!
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| 7/24/2008 3:44:16 PM | The Old British Sergeant Major....... | |
striker29527
London, KY
age: 46
| or this one!!!
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| 7/24/2008 3:44:52 PM | The Old British Sergeant Major....... | |
sassyemt
London, KY
age: 43
| OH I VOTE for the black and white one
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| 7/24/2008 4:01:32 PM | The Old British Sergeant Major....... | |
veteran61
Farmington, IL
age: 47
| What Striker REALLY rides!!!!!!!!!!
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| 7/24/2008 4:23:21 PM | The Old British Sergeant Major....... | |
striker29527
London, KY
age: 46
| I prefer draft horses over the hobby horses. WHY?
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| 7/24/2008 4:26:29 PM | The Old British Sergeant Major....... | |
veteran61
Farmington, IL
age: 47
| Butt, Brain......same thing!!!
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| 7/24/2008 4:34:06 PM | The Old British Sergeant Major....... | |
striker29527
London, KY
age: 46
| gee, is that why wid kept calling you "butt head?"
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