| 10/8/2008 7:28:57 PM | Get to KNOW or tell to BLOW | |
makaboy
Stillwater, OK
age: 35
| LOL I have no clue just wanted to ryhm words 
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| 10/8/2008 7:33:34 PM | Get to KNOW or tell to BLOW | |
ok1954
Okmulgee, OK
age: 54
| OH shit, it won't fit
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| 10/8/2008 7:36:14 PM | Get to KNOW or tell to BLOW | |
makaboy
Stillwater, OK
age: 35
| Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didnt know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow
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| 10/9/2008 9:17:55 AM | Get to KNOW or tell to BLOW | |
shadownights86
Pryor, OK
age: 21
| Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didnt know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow
had i known the ending i would have laughed. but it seems as tho its a preverted topic lol....... hrmm.... should sound good.... but like you said its a cow!!! damn it!!!
 
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| 10/9/2008 4:08:56 PM | Get to KNOW or tell to BLOW | |
makaboy
Stillwater, OK
age: 35
| had i known the ending i would have laughed. but it seems as tho its a preverted topic lol....... hrmm.... should sound good.... but like you said its a cow!!! damn it!!!
LOL sorry.I wasnt thinking dirty but LMAO now I am.
[Edited 10/9/2008 4:09:22 PM]
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| 10/11/2008 8:34:34 AM | Get to KNOW or tell to BLOW | |
sassy0915
Quapaw, OK
age: 37
| I remember a website years ago that had a funny rhyming contest for the best and worst lines, combined together, for Valentines Day. I remember a few of them, and thought I would share for those that may not have heard them.
I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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After you my love, there is no other,
That was until I met your brother.
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What started this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime.
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| 10/11/2008 9:31:59 AM | Get to KNOW or tell to BLOW | |
earldirt
Tulsa, OK
age: 62
| OH shit, it won't fit
Hey!...at least it rhymes!! LOL and I won't even try to speculate on what,buy a car with a bigger trunk?.....hahahahahaha
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| 10/11/2008 9:33:59 AM | Get to KNOW or tell to BLOW | |
earldirt
Tulsa, OK
age: 62
| I remember a website years ago that had a funny rhyming contest for the best and worst lines, combined together, for Valentines Day. I remember a few of them, and thought I would share for those that may not have heard them.
I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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After you my love, there is no other,
That was until I met your brother.
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What started this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime.
Priceless!!!!!
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| 10/11/2008 11:44:53 AM | Get to KNOW or tell to BLOW | |
country_lady_
Oklahoma City, OK
age: 47
| I just received this email and it seemed like a great place to share it.
Love Story
I will seek and find you . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way
with you
I will make you ache, shake & sweat
until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for
me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you
will be relieved when I'm
finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be
weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
P.S. Now, get your mind out of the gutter and
go get your flu shot!
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| 10/14/2008 12:07:53 PM | Get to KNOW or tell to BLOW | |
makaboy
Stillwater, OK
age: 35
| I will not let this post die,
for if I did I might cry.
next?
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| 10/14/2008 6:02:15 PM | Get to KNOW or tell to BLOW | |
sassy0915
Quapaw, OK
age: 37
| I will not let this post die,
for if I did I might cry.
You can not cry,
For I just might die,
I would rather hear you sigh,
Than utter a cry,
Do not ask me why,
For I can not tell a lie.
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| 10/15/2008 11:17:35 AM | Get to KNOW or tell to BLOW | |
simonswildcat
Stillwater, OK
age: 45
| hey compadre
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| 10/16/2008 8:58:31 AM | Get to KNOW or tell to BLOW | |
sassy0915
Quapaw, OK
age: 37
| hey compadre
Okay, I am blonde, so forgive me: I missed the rhyme of this, LOL.
Just kidding!
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| 10/16/2008 9:08:43 AM | Get to KNOW or tell to BLOW | |
makaboy
Stillwater, OK
age: 35
| Hey cat
welcome to the chat
Here we ryhm
so plz take the time.
Ill help anyway I can
but dont stick your tongue in a fan.
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| 10/17/2008 12:38:24 PM | Get to KNOW or tell to BLOW | |
sassy0915
Quapaw, OK
age: 37
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Ill help anyway I can
but dont stick your tongue in a fan.
He could get his tongue stuck in a fan,
or stuck in a can,
that would really put him in a jam,
but after all, he is just a man.
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