| 9/29/2007 7:31:32 PM | i went out on this date to the movies... | |
mishkabacci
Duncansville, PA
age: 43
| i was a true gentleman through it all...we were watching..well at least she was watching the movie...and i was trying to restrain all the energy i had built up through the course of the day...let me tell ya...it was definitely hard to do...for lunch we had hotdogs saurkraut and baked beans...well i finally could not keep that energy in any longer so i just let it rip! unfortunately there was actually a pause in the movie when this occurred...so politely i excused her behavior...well i guess the stench pretty much vacated everyone nearby...but being the true gentleman i still sat by my date thats of course until the usher had asked us to go to the hall...and as we were talking i noticed we were heading for the door escorted...i asked her if we can go out tomorrow again...she told me that she will call...damn blind dates! i think i just found something good...how to let a girl off easy...
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| 9/29/2007 7:43:36 PM | i went out on this date to the movies... | |
metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 46 online now!
| Are you saying you blamed your unrestrained flatulence on your date? You are a dog! LMAO
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| 9/29/2007 7:46:38 PM | i went out on this date to the movies... | |
mishkabacci
Duncansville, PA
age: 43
| yeah it was really an unforgettable eve...i just hope they mended that hole left in that chair...
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| 9/29/2007 8:13:34 PM | i went out on this date to the movies... | |
metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 46 online now!
| Sometimes at the grocery store, my ex would leave an "odiferous gift" in the aisle..... scurry around the corner, wait for a hot chick, then come back around & say "Whoo! What is that stench?" Ahhh! Good times! LOL
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| 9/29/2007 8:15:39 PM | i went out on this date to the movies... | |
somzat
Huntsville, AL
age: 30
| i know its bad but i once cut one on a girl while she was going down on me......lol.......bad boyyy!!
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| 9/29/2007 8:24:09 PM | i went out on this date to the movies... | |
metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 46 online now!
| Somzat! Oh nooooooooo! Shit happens but DAMN! LMAO You could've given her a little warning, Dude! LOL
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| 9/29/2007 9:08:11 PM | i went out on this date to the movies... | |
painter41
Scranton, PA
age: 42
| that's just too funny. yeah she may not call you.
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| 9/30/2007 12:47:22 PM | i went out on this date to the movies... | |
teespoon
Martinsville, VA
age: 56
| she will call ya iffin she wants to date a fartbuster
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