donquixote31
Ozark, MO
age: 32
| A man goes on vacation and finds a nice old bottle lying on the beach as he is looking for seashells. He doesn't think much about but picks it up and puts in his bag of shells. Later when he gets back home he starts to clean and shine the old bottle, looking it over carefully. Suddenly a cloud appears and a genie comes out of the bottle. The genie gets his bearings and explains that in exchange for letting him out of his prison he will grant the man one wish, any wish. The man says he can't think of anything he wants or needs. So, the genie says how about money; everyone always asks for more money. The man says no, he has enough money already. The genie scratches his head and says, what about travel. I can send you anywhere you want. The man replies no, I went a lot of places when I was younger I prefer to stay here nowadays. The genie is starting to get worried, finally he thinks of an idea and asks the man how many times a week he has sex. The mans replies, I don't really know maybe three times. The genie laughs and says that's nothing I can help you do much better than that. The guy is really surprised and responds "Wow I thought three times was pretty good for a priest who only rides a bicycle in a village this size."
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redroses65
Beloit, WI
age: 42
| thats good lol
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