navyflyer
Wahiawa, HI
age: 43
| An Old Farmer's Advice:
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't
never gonna happen anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get
older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with
watches you from the mirror every mornin'.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a
lotta that comes from bad judgment
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier than puttin' it back in.
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 46
| Haha! Thanks for the smile!
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anaksunamun
Tucson, AZ
age: 37
| I thought it was funny and yet so true
I am writing a book that is titled "Life is not always as it seems"
I am halfway finished and hope to get it published.
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cristel07
West Lothian, Scotland
United Kingdom
age: 40
| Mmmm....Funny!! ... but very true !!...... a lot of lesson to be learned there......... speaks alot of sense
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cricket32
Crawfordsville, IN
age: 32
| thanks,i needed that smile.
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miatagirl31
Boonville, MO
age: 31
| That was one smart farmer-thank's for the smile...
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