ryn1
Cobourg, ON
age: 49
| A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary funds, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'May I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs? ''Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am".
The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good 'cause I want a cheeseburger.
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honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 59
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joy617
Scottsboro, AL
age: 46
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wildthing1
Saint Clair, MO
age: 54
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palgirl
Owensboro, KY
age: 57
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gypsiegirly
Provo, UT
age: 43
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