dazlinbynature
Fort Calhoun, NE
age: 50
| (got this from my "older" sister)
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning;
it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The
woman says, "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I¢m a woman. Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that
we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days".Flattered, the man
replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!" But you're
still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.The woman continues, "And look
at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune."She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreem ent,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.The woman
takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just
wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil creatures, Don't mess with
us.
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redroses65
Beloit, WI
age: 42
|  yes we are
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