badboy61032
Freeport, IL
age: 51
| A couple had two little boys,ages 8 and 10,who were excessively michievous,they were always getting into trouble and there parents knew that, if any mischief ocurred in ther town,there sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that there was a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children,so she asked if he would speak with the boys.The clergyman agreed,but asked two see them individualy.So the mother sent her 8-year old first,in the morning with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.The clergyman was a huge man with a booming voice,sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,"WHERE IS GOD"? The boy's mouth dropped open,but he made no response,sitting there with his mouth hanging open,wide-eyed.So the clergman repeated the question in an even sterner tone "WERE IS GOD!!?"again the boy made no attempt to answer.So the clergman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,"WHERE IS GOD!!!?".The boy screamed and bolted from the room,ran directly home and dove in the closet,slamming the door behind him.When his older brother found him in the closet,he asked,"What happened?"The younger brother,gasping for breath,replied,"We are in BIG trouble this time,dude.God is missing and they think WE did it!"
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21stcent
South Prairie, WA
age: 56 online now!
| Great one!!HAHAHAha 
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