badboy61032
Freeport, IL
age: 52
| A lonely women aged 70, decieded it was time to get married, She put an ad in the local paper that read
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP(70's)
MUST NOT BEAT ME.
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay,she opened the door
to see a gray haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair.
The old women said,"You're not realy asking me to consider you,are you?
Just look at you...you have no legs!" The old man smiled,"therefore I cannot run
around on you!" She snorted"You don't have any hands either!"Again the old man smiled,
"Nor can I beat you!"She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently."Are you still good in
bed?" With that the old man leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said "I rang the
doorbell didn't I?"
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4521lejuene
Miami, FL
age: 58
| I THINK THAT JOKE WAS GREAT
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lc1954
Feasterville Trevose, PA
age: 54
| GREAT
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