kjamesb
Irvine, CA
age: 42
| So, I have an Acoustic Guitar made by a company called Johnson. So, my black Acoustic Guitar is my Johnson.
I used to bring my Johnson in to work on Fridays to play with a couple of coworkers at lunch but then I left my Johnson in my car for about a week and warped the neck of my Johnson. My Johnson was broken. I took my Johnson out of my car and left it in my garage for about a month and a half always intending to have it fixed.
Last night I took my Bass down to the Guitar Guy for some setup and new electronics and decided to have him take a look at my Johnson. So, I took my Johnson out of its package and began to play it. Amazingly it had straightened itself. That’s right, my Johnson got straight all by itself. I didn’t have to pay anyone to straighten my Johnson and it appears that my Johnson is now ready to be played with.
Beyond that, in my band we’ve been kind of waiting for me to get it fixed, because there’s a sing that we want my ex-wife to play acoustic on. So now my ex-wife can play my Johnson in front of her husband.
Totally true story. Totally clean story.
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socalsportsfan
Valley Village, CA
age: 47
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foxylady001
Modesto, CA
age: 61
| Okay, THAT is hilarious !!
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redfire22
Tulare, CA
age: 23
| very cute...
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kjamesb
Irvine, CA
age: 42
| My Johnson: http://www.themidnightramblers.com/images/johnson.jpg
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