kto
Wentzville, MO
age: 34
| A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.
* Tourist: $5
* Broiled Missionary: $10
* Fried Explorer: $15
* Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative: $100
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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redroses65
Beloit, WI
age: 42
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