11/20/2007 9:16:39 PMAttack of the Mutant Farts 

ladyeagleheart
Grants Pass, OR
age: 59


My sister and I came up with this story idea. it will be a great philosophical tome when it is done. I have a lot of the story outline in my head. Waiting for a new word processing program so i can write again.

Attack of the Mutant Farts. 2-21-07

this is the front cover for your new book! it is the space ship of the inhabitants of the legendary planet B E A N, located in the constellation THE OUTHOUSE. their bean transponder needs the magic spell
BEAN ME UP, POTTY!

I have pictures but I never can get them to post so I cant show the Beanz on Wheelz mobile attack vehicle.

Attack of the Mutant Farts
character list so far.
 
Royal Motto and banner; Call of the Wild Duck.
 
King Xlaxius
Queen Fartlea
Prince Egla, the royal ass
Princess Pooie
 
His Excellence, Bloatius, high priest of stinkiness
 
Professor Fush
Assistant to professor, Mr. Trumply, thick glasses, thickheaded.
 
Creator of divine aromas, by order of the King, Sir Verbosium
 
The Fart Darters, royal couriers.
 
Gasserpassers, name of military force
 
General Thunderbutt
Major Boomer
Cournel L.I. Rip, (Let It Rip
Captain Quackly
Sargent Stinky
 
Pilot Cheesy
Spy Windspray
 
Blarp
Ilwindoh
Barking Spider
fumesmellish
vaporlina
 
Can you think of more names. we need a bunch. It is not a small planet or small military force. we need several pilots, cooks, weapons masters, Kings counselors, queens friends, prince's friends, princess boy friends, several of those. and a lot of other positions I have not even thought of yet.
 
The basis of the story is a planet of farts whose mission is to bring their joyous aroma to all other planets. They have to use their military force to take over planets since the inhabitants of other planets just dont get it. They are there to save the planet from the horrid never to be mentioned clean fragrant odors.

No I do not have to much time on my hands. I also write philosophical works and fairy tales.

At least my computer did not eat all my writings. I always put them on paper. My son lost his manuscript. It is agony. I thought I had lost all of mine too. I thought I had lost my 94 pages finished Water Droplet story! I ended up rewriting it too. it is now several stories.

In two weeks I get a new computer and all the trimmings! I can write again!

Jann

12/5/2007 7:26:18 PMAttack of the Mutant Farts 

libra75
Garfield, AR
age: 32