cajunbelle
Forrest City, AR
age: 44
| Got this in an email read carefully then I want to read you comments.
SUBJ; THE KOHL'S SHOPPING TRIP
> The Kohl's Shopping Trip
>
> Clutching their Kohl's Department Store shopping bags, Ellen
> and Kay woefully gazed down at a dead cat in the mall
> parking lot. Obviously a recent hit -- no flies, no smell.
> "What business could that poor kitty have had here?"
> murmured Ellen. "Come on, Ellen, let's just go...."
>
> But Ellen had already grabbed her shopping bag and was
> explaining, "I'll just put my things in your bag, and then
> I'll use this tissue paper." She dumped her purchases into
> Kay's bag and then used the tissue paper to cradle and lower
> the former feline into her own Kohl's bag and cover it. They
> continued the short trek to the car in silence, stashing
> their goods in the trunk. But it occurred to both of them
> that if they left Ellen's burial bag in the trunk, warmed by
> the Texas sunshine while they ate, Kay's Lumina would soon
> lose that new-car smell. They decided to leave the bag on
> top of the trunk, and they headed over to K & W Cafeteria.
> After they went through the serving line and they sat down
> at a window table. They had a view of Kay's Chevy with the
> Kohl's bag still on the trunk. BUT not for long!
>
> As they ate, they noticed a woman in a red gingham shirt
> stroll by their car. She looked quickly this way and that,
> and then took the Kohl's bag without breaking stride. She
> quickly walked out of their line of vision. Kay and Ellen
> shot each other a wide-eyed look of amazement. It all
> happened so fast that neither of them could think how to
> respond. "Can you imagine?" finally sputtered Ellen. "The
> nerve of that woman!" Kay sympathized with Ellen, but
> inwardly a laugh was building as she thought about the grand
> surprise awaiting the female thief. Just when she thought
> she'd have to giggle into her napkin, she noticed Ellen's
> eyes freeze in the direction of the serving line. Following
> her gaze, Kay recognized the woman in the red gingham shirt
> with the Kohl's bag hanging from her arm. She was brazenly
> pushing her tray toward the cashier.
>
> Helplessly they watched the scene unfold: After leaving the
> register, the woman settled at a table across from theirs,
> put the bag on an empty chair and began to eat. After a few
> bites of baked whitefish and green beans, she casually
> lifted the bag into her lap to survey her treasure. Looking
> from side to side, but not far enough to notice her rapt
> audience three tables over, she pulled out the tissue paper
> and peered into the bag. Her eyes widened, and she began to
> make a sort of gasping noise. The noise grew. The bag slid
> from her lap as she sank to the floor, wheezing and
> clutching her upper chest. The beverage cart attendant
> quickly recognized a customer in trouble and sent the busboy
> to call 911 while she administered the Heimlich maneuver.
>
> A crowd quickly gathered that did not include Ellen and Kay,
> who remained riveted to their chairs for seven whole minutes
> until the ambulance arrived. In a matter of minutes, the
> woman with the red gingham shirt emerged from the crowd,
> still gasping, and securely strapped on a gurney. Two
> well-trained EMS volunteers steered her to the waiting
> ambulance, while a third scooped up her belongings. The last
> they saw of the distressed cat-burglar was as she
> disappeared behind the ambulance doors -- the Kohl's bag
> perched on her stomach!
>
> God does take care of those who do bad things! (AND once in
> a while He allows us to witness it!)
> A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Prov 17:22a)
>>
"May your day be filled with all things good."
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scuffer
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122750again
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| Lesson learned here, if its not yours, don't touch it
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cajunbelle
Forrest City, AR
age: 44
| yeap I do agree with you there. Or think of it this way "This what you get for being a thief."
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