readyforafriend
Norwalk, IA
age: 54
| Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, "I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told her to put them on." "I can't wear these," she said. "Darn right," he said, "I wear the pants in this family, and you'd better remember that." "I think I'll try that on Jill," Jack said. He went to Jill, took off his pants, and gave them to her. "Put these on," he said. Jill replied, "I can't wear these." "Darn right. I wear the pants in this family and you'd better remember that," he said. Then Jill took off her pants, gave them to him, and told him to put them on. "I can't get in to these," he said. "Darn right," Jill said. "And if you don't change your attitude you never will!"
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redroses65
Beloit, WI
age: 42
| thats a good one   
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soultrynights
San Clemente, CA
age: 39
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jack77
Mars Hill, NC
age: 30
| That was funny... lol
Here is you one more jack and jill joke.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun but stupid Jill forgot her pill  and now they have a son... 
No insult to any women out there, just a joke
It is also up to the man to do his part in something like this..
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kkjchl
Elizabethton, TN
age: 41
| Funny,Julia
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