 readyforafriend Norwalk, IA age: 54
| When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

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 kkjchl Elizabethton, TN age: 41
| Funny Julia
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 cooltammy45 Eugene, OR age: 46
| very funny goes to show you better not toot your horn to loud or this could happen to you!!!
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