Things you'll never hear a man say

6/15/2009 5:37:07 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
lighting18 New York, NY age: 18	I just saw one of these that did one with a woman. I thought it would be pretty cool to do a male version. Here's one: "Oh don't worry honey, those were just my friends calling, there's some basketball game on tonight, they wanted to know whether i'd come watch it with them, i turned them down, i feel like watching a chick flick with you tonight."
6/15/2009 5:39:29 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
librajason Gateway, AR age: 34	"Herb! That shirt looks absolutely fabulous on you!!!"
6/15/2009 5:45:38 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
talldude123 Albuquerque, NM age: 34	Quote from librajason: "Herb! That shirt looks absolutely fabulous on you!!!" Damn you! Not exactly what I was gonna say but close enough.
6/15/2009 5:46:41 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
talldude123 Albuquerque, NM age: 34	Never mind I didn't see the Herb part.
6/15/2009 5:46:46 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
librajason Gateway, AR age: 34	Wassup Tall!
6/15/2009 5:47:36 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
sassi_nepa Factoryville, PA age: 38	"Does this outfit make me look fat???"
6/15/2009 5:48:09 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
kfab1023 Barcelona Spain age: 53	honey just take my check and buy all the shoes ya want hey Jason whats up
6/15/2009 5:48:11 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
talldude123 Albuquerque, NM age: 34	Nada here. What about you? Hehe I was gonna say just pick one will ya I am hungry dammit.
6/15/2009 5:48:56 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
librajason Gateway, AR age: 34	"I'll just have a salad"
6/15/2009 7:59:02 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
barbaraajo Reston, VA age: 53	I do not want sex
6/15/2009 9:31:48 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
talldude123 Albuquerque, NM age: 34	I have a little pee pee
6/15/2009 9:33:00 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
metaltouch Streator, IL age: 26	I'm mute
6/15/2009 9:46:21 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
talldude123 Albuquerque, NM age: 34	Quote from metaltouch: I'm mute Haha touche.
6/15/2009 11:05:18 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
donnasteward1 Mountain City, TN age: 51	you never hear a man say i love you and honey you look nice today
6/15/2009 11:08:30 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
donnasteward1 Mountain City, TN age: 51	hi dude whats up tonight
6/15/2009 11:24:18 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
howman2k9 League City, TX age: 33	dude..tell me you saw Oprah today!
6/15/2009 11:48:51 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
21stcent South Prairie, WA age: 57	Let me pull over here and get some directions
6/15/2009 11:52:10 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
in_doubtalishis Beaumont, CA age: 34	"Take the day off babe"
6/15/2009 11:53:29 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
sundanceforu Grantsburg, WI age: 38	im tired..can we continue this later [Edited 6/15/2009 11:56:16 PM PST]
6/16/2009 4:58:39 AM	Things you'll never hear a man say
barbaraajo Reston, VA age: 53	you need to gain weight
6/16/2009 5:07:57 AM	Things you'll never hear a man say
texaggie71 American Canyon, CA age: 60	You're so smart; you're always right and I'm always wrong ! Let me clean the toilet ! You take the remote for a while.
6/16/2009 8:33:19 AM	Things you'll never hear a man say
iamalwaysjustme Olathe, KS age: 50	I will watch your mother for you tonight while you go out drinking with the girls Oh Honey let me do all the packing for our vacation [Edited 6/16/2009 8:35:47 AM PST]
6/16/2009 8:40:52 AM	Things you'll never hear a man say
kyluvgirl Clay, KY age: 38	Honey, you and the girls can take Truck and Bass boat this weekend. Im just gonna hang around here and catch up the house work. Hope you catch lots.. [Edited 6/16/2009 8:45:49 AM PST]
6/16/2009 8:55:56 AM	Things you'll never hear a man say
librajason Gateway, AR age: 34	Why no, I don't mind tradin' my hot rod in for a mini-van. No problem!
6/16/2009 1:15:44 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
edgeofsandias Placitas, NM age: 41	Honey, I think you need another pair of black pumps
6/16/2009 1:44:46 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
sammael Fountain, CO age: 34	Quote from librajason: "Herb! That shirt looks absolutely fabulous on you!!!" I take you've never been to SanFran . O/T "No honey , I already made and completed the honey-do list ." "Of course you look fat in those jeans ." I wonder who's sleeping on the couch for that one LOL . "I don't drink because of all the calories ." "Of course I'll take the trash out out , even though its 3am . You know I love it when you wake me in the middle of the night ." "No , no sweety . You go back to sleep . I'll change the baby ." "Here's the remote . I think Gone With the Wind is on . The Rambo marathon will be on some other time ." "NO , NO ! The flower arangement goes in the corner ! And the salad fork goes on the outside ! I have to do everything around here !" "The titty bar and strippers have no place in a bachlor party ." "Not tonight dear . I have a headache ." "No need to rush . the good part of the movies , always comes 3/4 of the way through ."
6/16/2009 1:47:09 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
bucky_d Hannibal, MO age: 20	sure it's my kid
6/16/2009 1:49:58 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
iamalwaysjustme Olathe, KS age: 50	Honey you go lay down and take a nap, I will watch the kids , feed them and do laundry
6/16/2009 1:58:34 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
barbaraajo Reston, VA age: 53	Does your mother REALLY have to leave?
6/16/2009 4:20:26 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
iamalwaysjustme Olathe, KS age: 50	OH honey let me cut your hair and color it for you
6/16/2009 4:55:40 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
blackjack222 Mountain City, TN age: 43	you watch your soaps ill do the dishes
6/16/2009 7:34:06 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
darat54 Two Rivers, WI age: 55	say that hes wrong!
6/16/2009 8:04:21 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
21stcent South Prairie, WA age: 57	I was wrong once, asked her to marry me?
6/16/2009 8:05:29 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
iamalwaysjustme Olathe, KS age: 50	Oh sure honey I will drink hot tea since I am out of beer
6/16/2009 8:07:08 PM	Things you'll never hear a man say
barbaraajo Reston, VA age: 53	let me change that poopy diaper and clean up that throw up