ladydesperado58
Warren, OH
age: 51
| A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman who is seated over there.".... and indicated the sender with
a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the
man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note
from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,
a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants".
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He folded the note, handed i t to the waiter and instructed
him to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
"Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I
have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo
in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami ,
and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million
dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as
beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the
bottle back".
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luckycharm10382
Cuyahoga Falls, OH
age: 27
|   Thanks for the laugh !
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sxybdgrl4u
Warren, OH
age: 44
| That was awesome
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fun2day4us
Mentor, OH
age: 45
| hmmmm 
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sms1798
Akron, OH
age: 50
| Lady that was great, where do you find em?  
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ladydesperado58
Warren, OH
age: 51
| Sms...i get some of the lil stories from my older brother & some from my friend Sixx
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brokenhearted70
Springfield, OH
age: 39
| That was great I loved it
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sms1798
Akron, OH
age: 50
| that was great!! Lady keep it up I need a good laugh!! Thanks!
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