manna28
Xenia, OH
age: 29
| Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"
The Teacher fainted.
ok one more....
Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag
She reaches her hand in it and says it's round, it's got a stem, and it's got a leaf.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says it's an apple, it's an apple.
Then he says now let me give you one.
He reaches his hand in his pocket and says it's round, it's hard , and it's got a head.
The teacher says Ohh Johnny that's grose.
Little Johnny says no it's a quater but I like the way you're thinking.
 
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eugune72
Lemon Grove, CA
age: 37
| wow good jokes
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Dayton, OH
age: 40
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honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 60
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remodel
Lincolnton, NC
age: 57
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califgirl1
Martinsville, VA
age: 64
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chickentruck
Auburn, NY
age: 39
| Little Johnny and his dad were waling in the park and noticed to dogs going at it.
Johnny asked his dad what are they doing? His dad replied "there making puppies..
So later that evening Johnny's dad was giving it to johnnys mom
and johnny walked by and asked his dad, "what are you doing"?
The dad replied" making you a brother or sister".
Then Johnny replies "well turn her over pops, I would rather have a puppy"!
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Gateway, AR
age: 34
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Middleburg, FL
age: 46
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Albuquerque, NM
age: 59
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