The new health care plan

8/20/2009 4:59:03 PM	The new health care plan
connie15401 Uniontown, PA age: 56	The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.' 'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously. 'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.' 'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders 'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.' 'Well, what am I supposed to do now?' 'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him. ' Meet singles in your area here at DateHookup.com, we're 100% free for everything! Join now!
8/20/2009 7:31:12 PM	The new health care plan
beardaddy Middleburg, FL age: 46
8/20/2009 9:16:12 PM	The new health care plan
iamincs Colorado Springs, CO age: 35
8/21/2009 4:05:32 AM	The new health care plan
honeypoo123 Eastpointe, MI age: 60
8/21/2009 8:39:31 AM	The new health care plan
remodel Lincolnton, NC age: 57
8/22/2009 8:44:21 AM	The new health care plan
456johnny Jeannette, PA age: 67
8/22/2009 3:31:09 PM	The new health care plan
califgirl1 Martinsville, VA age: 64
8/22/2009 3:33:28 PM	The new health care plan
bitsnbites Keswick, ON age: 51
9/1/2009 1:31:08 PM	The new health care plan
roguewriter Oklahoma City, OK age: 37