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9/1/2009 4:15:11 PMpharmacology funny 

aspateer
Middletown, OH
age: 32


In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "c*cktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.


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9/1/2009 6:52:49 PMpharmacology funny 
lucky1906
Findlay, OH
age: 43


SWEET!!!!! LMFAO

9/1/2009 8:36:53 PMpharmacology funny 

little_b1tch
Middletown, OH
age: 31


lmfao that is freakin hillarious

9/5/2009 2:59:06 PMpharmacology funny 

sms1798
Akron, OH
age: 50


absolutely the bomb my man!! hahaha! i usually dont even take the time to read "extended" (ooops) jokes haha but that was too funny!!!

9/6/2009 3:46:46 PMpharmacology funny 
quitesassy
Over 1,000 Posts (1,126)
Massillon, OH
age: 40