| 9/27/2009 4:30:11 PM | Awesomely terrible movies | | 
ava_adore
Concord, CA
age: 19
| I think I have finally hit the motherlode of awful movies, and I have seen quite a few.
I died laughing at Santa's little musical number. Why is it all the worst movies always involve either Santa, aliens, or some combination of the two? 
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| 9/28/2009 2:37:02 AM | Awesomely terrible movies | |
lust4love
Atco, NJ
age: 39
| Santa movies are bad. They play the same old ones for 50 years.
This movie is a sequel.
The Orginal was better.
Bad but funny.
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| 9/28/2009 11:50:35 PM | Awesomely terrible movies | |
ava_adore
Concord, CA
age: 19
| Oh my gosh, I have to watch that now.
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| 10/2/2009 9:59:28 PM | Awesomely terrible movies | |
brandedangel
Monroeville, PA
age: 44
| I dunno, I kinda liked Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Or was it Defeats the Martians. I forget. Either way, it was one of those hideously bad movies that I just couldn't stop watching. Kinda like a train wreck.
And lest we forget, Plan 9 From Outer Space...
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| 10/3/2009 2:13:46 PM | Awesomely terrible movies | |
ava_adore
Concord, CA
age: 19
| I dunno, I kinda liked Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Or was it Defeats the Martians. I forget. Either way, it was one of those hideously bad movies that I just couldn't stop watching. Kinda like a train wreck.
And lest we forget, Plan 9 From Outer Space...
Both were hysterical. I was really sick a while back when I was still living with my parents and my dad just randomly decided it would be a good idea to turn on "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians" when I was too ill to run from the couch screaming.
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| 10/5/2009 2:56:31 PM | Awesomely terrible movies | |
mercedesrule
Arnold, MO
age: 45
| Lesbian Vampire Killers. I first thought this was Lesbians who killed vampires but it wasn't. It was Lesbian Vampires who killed. Either way, 20 minutes into the movie I was done.
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| 10/5/2009 4:08:14 PM | Awesomely terrible movies | |
brandedangel
Monroeville, PA
age: 44
| Both were hysterical. I was really sick a while back when I was still living with my parents and my dad just randomly decided it would be a good idea to turn on "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians" when I was too ill to run from the couch screaming.
All the best Dads are like that...
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| 10/5/2009 9:39:11 PM | Awesomely terrible movies | |
chrisb21
Pensacola, FL
age: 21
| Any steven Segal or Shan claud van dam movie
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| 10/6/2009 7:50:09 AM | Awesomely terrible movies | |
johnyhandsome
Bridgeport, PA
age: 39
| I saw part of a movie called "The Quest"
I think Jean Claude VD actually directed it.
It's about as bad as you'd think.
the early Steven Segal movies weren't too bad.
they seemed to get progressively worse as time went on.
Except for that one with Tommy Lee Jones that was like Die Hard on a Boat
Or maybe I was just a teenage boy when Above the Law came out and I didn't realize that it sucked.
That was pretty cool when he bent that guy's arm backwards
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| 10/6/2009 11:22:45 AM | Awesomely terrible movies | |
chrisb21
Pensacola, FL
age: 21
| I saw part of a movie called "The Quest"
I think Jean Claude VD actually directed it.
It's about as bad as you'd think.
the early Steven Segal movies weren't too bad.
they seemed to get progressively worse as time went on.
Except for that one with Tommy Lee Jones that was like Die Hard on a Boat
Or maybe I was just a teenage boy when Above the Law came out and I didn't realize that it sucked.
That was pretty cool when he bent that guy's arm backwards
ok, I'm gonna have to take that back a little. I did like bloodsport it was awsome. And the movie ur talkin about with tommy lee jones is under siege..........My favorite steven segal movie is executive decision though. He gets sucked out of an airplane in like the first 30 minutes lol. 
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| 10/9/2009 4:08:12 PM | Awesomely terrible movies | |
freezinoutside
Scotts, MI
age: 55
| One Million Miles to Earth
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| 10/15/2009 11:34:43 PM | Awesomely terrible movies | |
rcpilgrim
Gulf Shores, AL
age: 36
| Toxic Avenger is high on the list. Also the old 70's Rudy Ray Moore movies with DOLEMITE Mother F#@KER in them...........The Human Tornado! Too funny.
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| 10/16/2009 8:16:45 AM | Awesomely terrible movies | |
trippy_hare
Arvada, CO
age: 27
| Beast of Bray Road, hands down.
The director actually admits he lost the ending, and had to make shit up. It's so terrible, that it rocks. 
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| 11/20/2009 10:29:01 PM | Awesomely terrible movies | |
deadlykiss88
Granada Hills, CA
age: 27 online now!
| dollman man verses the demonic toys , all the way through it youll be saying what f,,, w,t,f
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| 11/21/2009 8:39:23 AM | Awesomely terrible movies | |
trippy_hare
Arvada, CO
age: 27
| Deathbed: the Bed that Eats - Patton Oswald has an entire routine about how shitty this movie is. And it lives up to that reputation.
The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T. - A Dr. Seuss movie, but live action(those ALWAYS turn out well, right?), and apparently about homoerotic musical dancing hypno-duels. Seriously, think "West Side Story", only with Seuss-style crazy furniture, a dude in a cape, and lots of finger-waggling and googly-eyed-stares.
House of Wax - sure, the entire movie sucked, and the suspension of disbelief required was something along the lines of needing rhinoplasty after a game of Got-Your-Nose... but Paris Hilton gets f**king murdered, and that alone made it worth seeing.
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