califgirl1
Martinsville, VA
age: 64
| This is a silly one...I know it..but it did make me laugh..and that is
what is important...If you don't laugh..I am sorry
FROG JOKE
A GREAT FROG JOKE!!!!
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused , Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'
(folks, your gonna luv this)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a lovely day. . .. ..
Meet singles in your area here at DateHookup.com, we're 100% free for everything! Join now!
|
tallllplay
Oxnard, CA
age: 44
| 
|
honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 60
|  
|
califgirl1
Martinsville, VA
age: 64
| I know lame huh
|
twohawks
Bothell, WA
age: 70
| That one has "been around the block" a few times, but it's still funny!
|
bald1954
Cold Brook, NY
age: 55
| The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, and with sickly fingers pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated amphibian resting comfortably beside her. Unable to fully contain her anger at the frogs treacherous deception she exclaimed in her outrage: "you lied"!
|
justamystery
Altoona, PA
age: 49
|
|
beardaddy
Middleburg, FL
age: 46
|
|
sportjester
Daphne, AL
age: 43
| David Crosby saw he wasn't in that joke and said "What am I? Choppled liver?"
|
krasota23
Albuquerque, NM
age: 59
|
|
remodel
Lincolnton, NC
age: 57
|
|
venussmiles
Jacksonville Beach, FL
age: 54
|
|