chocolateberry
Long Beach, CA
age: 21
| A husband and wife were laying bed watching TV when the man went downstairs to get something to drink. While he was gone the woman got up and looked in the mirror and wished that she had a bigger bustline and POOF she was three times as big. When her husband came back she explained what happened and the husband was impressed. He ran over to the mirror and asked for his d*ck to touch the floor and POOF his legs fell off!
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handsomefreak69
Bellflower, CA
age: 41
| Shit i wish women wouldn't screem so loud when we have sex, and it not the size of the man's man hood that makes a women screem either! Handsomefreak69
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lonelyguy421
Palm Springs, CA
age: 29
| all 3 very funny. thanks for the laugh... needed it..
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