ladydesperado58
Warren, OH
age: 51
| Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running.
Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin: How you eat the Snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."
Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton: Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."
Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.
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caky1
Walton, KY
age: 49
| These were great . . . thanks !
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chaotica
Newbury, OH
age: 45
| made me smile
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eaglederic
Cleveland, OH
age: 57
| Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running.
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gentlebear1949
Wooster, OH
age: 60
| OP,What's the definition of "Bobbing For Bananas"???..... 
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ladydesperado58
Warren, OH
age: 51
| Gentle, you tell me & then we'll both know....
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dm3301
Salem, OH
age: 29
| If somebody holds the video camera, I'll show you what I think it means lol.
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chaotica
Newbury, OH
age: 45
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