| 11/5/2009 12:31:47 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | | 
metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 48 online now!
| ...to get a date? I see a lot of it online...wonder how much goes on in real life? 
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| 11/5/2009 12:32:36 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
waterloo_sunset
Coram, NY
age: 51
| Bwahahahahahahahaha..... I'll let them kiss my ass.... Maybe.... If I'm in a good mood. 
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| 11/5/2009 12:33:36 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
jimmmmm1022
Saint Louis, MO
age: 40
| Kissing a** is often a perception issue. I say I am flirting or being nice and you say I am kissing ass.
Oops... was I just kissing ass?
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| 11/5/2009 12:33:54 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
xpamela_leighx
Springville, UT
age: 36
| They are pretty good at it though! 
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| 11/5/2009 12:34:48 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
ponie
Toledo, OH
age: 39
| Not a chance in hell. I'll lick that a** on a date but never to get one.
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| 11/5/2009 12:35:03 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 48 online now!
| Kissing a** is often a perception issue. I say I am flirting or being nice and you say I am kissing ass.
Oops... was I just kissing ass?
Yes. 
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| 11/5/2009 12:37:55 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
jimmmmm1022
Saint Louis, MO
age: 40
| But don't you think a** kissing is often a simple perception issue?
Especially if the debate, issue or a** kissing instigating issue (heretofor referred to as the AKII)is less than relevant.
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| 11/5/2009 12:40:10 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
waterloo_sunset
Coram, NY
age: 51
| But don't you think a** kissing is often a simple perception issue?
Especially if the debate, issue or a** kissing instigating issue (heretofor referred to as the AKII)is less than relevant.
There is a difference between agreeing with someone's point of view and kissing their ass.
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| 11/5/2009 12:42:23 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
trsmith22
Carrollton, TX
age: 39
| I kiss nobody's ass, in the bedroom or out
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| 11/5/2009 12:42:25 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
jimmmmm1022
Saint Louis, MO
age: 40
| Very true... What I mean though is the difference between something along the lines of workplace a** kissing to get ahead vs people on DH accusing others of a** kissing. On DH one has nothing of substance to gain.
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| 11/5/2009 12:42:59 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
horace_schitt
Wausau, WI
age: 42
| I don't kiss anyone's a** in the real world, I sure as hell ain't about to start doing it on the computer.
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| 11/5/2009 12:43:09 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
cinthianna01
Goshen, IN
age: 90
| To get a date NO.
But, at times flirting can come across as that,..and that I'm always guilty of. To date, in my opinion, there must be interest, and if that is lacking, it doesn't matter how much a** is kissed, it's just not gonna work out so well...
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| 11/5/2009 12:44:19 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
akasha__
Sparrows Point, MD
age: 23
| Hell no. I would only kiss a** to a guy I was into hardcore. Doubt that would ever happen but if it did,,it could turn into something mysterously erotic
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| 11/5/2009 12:44:28 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
waterloo_sunset
Coram, NY
age: 51
| I kiss nobody's ass, in the bedroom or out
Just say no to crack.
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| 11/5/2009 12:45:09 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 48 online now!
| An AKII doesn't really have to be relevant, does it? As soon as they get on the "scent", do you really think a dog cares about what a b*tch is thinking about? 
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| 11/5/2009 12:46:26 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
jimmmmm1022
Saint Louis, MO
age: 40
| To get a date NO.
But, at times flirting can come across as that,..and that I'm always guilty of. To date, in my opinion, there must be interest, and if that is lacking, it doesn't matter how much a** is kissed, it's just not gonna work out so well...
This is what I mean on DH.
One is flirting but to another it seems to be a** kissing.
Is there a DHPD that monitors everyones replies to see if there is a** kissing. Do people really care if someone is a** kissing?
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| 11/5/2009 12:47:57 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
3dchocolate
Jonesboro, AR
age: 44
| I don't kiss anyone's a** in the real world, I sure as hell ain't about to start doing it on the computer.
Thanks less typing for me.
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| 11/5/2009 12:48:06 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
petron
Garland, TX
age: 48
| ...to get a date? I see a lot of it online...wonder how much goes on in real life?
no thanx...
end up being expected to do that the remainder of the date...very short one at that.
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| 11/5/2009 12:49:28 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
mikehuntsmells
Holland, MI
age: 57
| I kissed Metus p*ssy.........................cat...True story
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| 11/5/2009 12:58:01 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
ironmuscle
Santa Cruz, CA
age: 34
| ...to get a date? I see a lot of it online...wonder how much goes on in real life?
People are weak and desperate.
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| 11/5/2009 1:00:40 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
wheels915
Mesa, AZ
age: 50
| depends on how cute the a** is
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| 11/5/2009 1:00:49 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
horace_schitt
Wausau, WI
age: 42
|
People are weak and desperate.
*hears Neidermeyer yelling, "YOU'RE WORTHLESS AND WEAK!!"*
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| 11/5/2009 1:03:51 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
oceandive
Atlanta, GA
age: 53
| i would definately kiss a** with the stipulations that MY a** be kissed in the appropriate way next........
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| 11/5/2009 1:11:00 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
cajunmister
Kinder, LA
age: 59
| Kissing a** isn't my idea of good oral sex. Perhaps as a preleminary??
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| 11/5/2009 1:11:26 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
snowbird02s
Florence
Italy
age: 46
| I won't kiss a** for a date, or for money... work/ client. No need.
It's against my Religion.
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| 11/5/2009 1:14:16 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
caky1
Walton, KY
age: 49
| 
Never Have ~ Never Will !
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| 11/5/2009 1:14:39 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
ponie
Toledo, OH
age: 39
| i would definately kiss a** with the stipulations that MY a** be kissed in the appropriate way next........
It's a deal!
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| 11/5/2009 1:15:05 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 48 online now!
| *hears Neidermeyer yelling, "YOU'RE WORTHLESS AND WEAK!!"*
My other fave line is something like "Being fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life..."
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| 11/5/2009 1:17:38 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
trsmith22
Carrollton, TX
age: 39
| Just say no to crack.
But I would kiss other things
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| 11/5/2009 1:18:31 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
ponie
Toledo, OH
age: 39
| But I would kiss other things
Hey, a good trade is a good trade!
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| 11/5/2009 1:18:36 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
johnnydeville
North York, ON
age: 29
|  Id kiss your a** all of the time in the REAL WORLD,as long as I could be close to your cooch whenever possible  METU
[Edited 11/5/2009 1:19:12 PM PST]
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| 11/5/2009 1:21:52 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 48 online now!
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WOW! Maybe it's a good thing you don't have a pic...I might not be able to get the visual outta my head!
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| 11/5/2009 1:29:23 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
jessmingler
Queensland
Australia
age: 46
| errrrrrrr.....no.
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| 11/5/2009 1:34:03 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
stoneowl
Virginia Beach, VA
age: 51
| If you have to earn it before you even get a chance to 'earn it', it gets 'costly' in some mens' minds, but on some ocassions, it is worth every bit of pain and suffering that might come
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| 11/5/2009 1:37:02 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
wsprs0nthewind
Powell, TN
age: 45
| If one had to kiss a** to get a date wouldn't one have to continue to do so to keep them? No thanks on that one.
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| 11/5/2009 1:37:59 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
tootsweet13
Woodbridge, VA
age: 38
| No way! I don't do well in that role.
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| 11/5/2009 1:38:04 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
trsmith22
Carrollton, TX
age: 39
| Hey, a good trade is a good trade!
That is WHAT I was thinking
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| 11/5/2009 1:39:05 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
gnu2knoxville
Maynardville, TN
age: 43
| I've had days where i'd kiss a** for a newspaper or a light to change. Sure.
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| 11/5/2009 1:39:46 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
waterloo_sunset
Coram, NY
age: 51
| This is what I mean on DH.
One is flirting but to another it seems to be a** kissing.
Is there a DHPD that monitors everyones replies to see if there is a** kissing. Do people really care if someone is a** kissing?
Sometimes it makes me want to puke, but other than that I just laugh.
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| 11/5/2009 1:41:14 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
jimmmmm1022
Saint Louis, MO
age: 40
| I guess it can be annoying... these public displays of a** kissing.
Although I hear it tastes like chicken.
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| 11/5/2009 1:42:31 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 48 online now!
| Greasy puke-inducing chicken maybe...
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| 11/5/2009 1:43:03 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
no_toe_jam
Snow Camp, NC
age: 48
| kissing a little a** once in awhile is not a crime , just don't kiss a** all of the time.
(im far sighted, so if im off a little ladies, forgive me plz)
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| 11/5/2009 1:44:57 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
jimmmmm1022
Saint Louis, MO
age: 40
| Greasy puke-inducing chicken maybe...
Just put a little gravy on it and smile.
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| 11/5/2009 1:47:25 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
ponie
Toledo, OH
age: 39
| That is WHAT I was thinking
Tell ya what, I'll do a whole lot of this ---> for a few kisses on this 
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| 11/5/2009 1:49:07 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 48 online now!
| Just put a little gravy on it and smile.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard THAT!
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| 11/5/2009 2:01:04 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
storm_hotsheets
Angus, Scotland
United Kingdom
age: 29
| Storm Hotsheets, Male Of The Century here. Many many women have worshipped my ass. I like it.
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| 11/5/2009 2:03:27 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
trsmith22
Carrollton, TX
age: 39
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| 11/5/2009 2:04:54 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
gayfife
Fife, Scotland
United Kingdom
age: 47
| as in rimming sis? 
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| 11/5/2009 2:07:23 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
mikehuntsmells
Holland, MI
age: 57
| Storm Hotsheets, Male Of The Century here. Many many women have worshipped my ass. I like it.
But all of them were holding greasy baseball bats and chanting..."Look at that ass"
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| 11/5/2009 2:08:24 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
jimmmmm1022
Saint Louis, MO
age: 40
| as in rimming sis?
More gravy dammit! I said more gravy!
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| 11/5/2009 2:10:42 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 48 online now!
| as in rimming sis?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Brother Dear!!!
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| 11/5/2009 2:11:32 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
gayfife
Fife, Scotland
United Kingdom
age: 47
| oh well i wont do it then! 
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| 11/5/2009 2:15:37 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
kinkycapitalist
Atlanta, GA
age: 55
| Christ! Asking Fife if he'd kiss a** is like asking Joan Rivers if we can talk.
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| 11/5/2009 2:20:57 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
mikehuntsmells
Holland, MI
age: 57
| Metu, I will talk to you soon, it was nice getting back in here again. And as always it was......soooooo nice kissing your ass, oh, um...in here that is.
Peace 
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| 11/5/2009 2:21:38 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
neo52
Marathon, FL
age: 79
| I just got a blind date offer from my 72 year old neighbor lady that wants to introduce me to a lady who recently moved here from Trinidad .
All I did for my neighbor was pick up the palm fronds that were falling unto the road.
Where the hell is Trinidad ?
I'm going to go out and pick up more palm fronds or plant some trees, fix their fence ,mow some lawns and deliver their mail if I gotta .
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| 11/5/2009 2:23:40 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
tootsweet13
Woodbridge, VA
age: 38
| I just got a blind date offer from my 72 year old neighbor lady that wants to introduce me to a lady who recently moved here from Trinidad .
All I did for my neighbor was pick up the palm fronds that were falling unto the road.
Where the hell is Trinidad ?
I'm going to go out and pick up more palm fronds or plant some trees, fix their fence ,mow some lawns and deliver their mail if I gotta .
Hey, man...every little bit helps...
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| 11/5/2009 2:23:47 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
kinkycapitalist
Atlanta, GA
age: 55
| In the Lower Caribbean but, where the hell are their palm trees in Switzerland, Neo?
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| 11/5/2009 2:37:50 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
taurus_e
Medford, NY
age: 33
| Bwahahahahahahahaha..... I'll let them kiss my ass.... Maybe.... If I'm in a good mood.
O yeah.. id kiss loos ass...
Cmere loo oh MMMMMM MWA!! MWA! MWA! MWA! MWA!
OHHHHHH KISSESSSSSSSSSS MMMM MMMMM *BURYS MY HEAD IN HIS ASS* OH! MMMMM!
O YEAH! MMMMMM O LOOO..
*GIVES LOO A RIM JOB*
Loo, I hope you dont mind me licking your balls...
MMMMMMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMM!!!
OHH LOOOOOO!!!!!
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| 11/5/2009 2:42:11 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 48 online now!
| Um...EeeewwW! Let's try to keep this out of the Forks & Dorks, please!
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| 11/5/2009 2:43:29 PM | Would You Kiss Ass... | |
waterloo_sunset
Coram, NY
age: 51
| O yeah.. id kiss loos ass...
Cmere loo oh MMMMMM MWA!! MWA! MWA! MWA! MWA!
OHHHHHH KISSESSSSSSSSSS MMMM MMMMM *BURYS MY HEAD IN HIS ASS* OH! MMMMM!
O YEAH! MMMMMM O LOOO..
*GIVES LOO A RIM JOB*
Loo, I hope you dont mind me licking your balls...
MMMMMMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMM!!!
OHH LOOOOOO!!!!!
[Edited 11/5/2009 2:43:49 PM PST]
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