| 1/1/2008 9:40:04 PM | Finish the poem | | 
greeneyes92269
Orange, CA
age: 38
| Let's create a little poem for Date Hookup and some of our experiences, I'll start it out:
just copy and paste then add on a few lines!! (i'm bored, can u tell)
After being married for years and years
i caught my best friend & husband having beers;
This didn't go over very well with me at all
so I jumped to the phone and gave my attorney a call;
my divorce was complete and all alone i sat at home
till I discovered Date Hookup and I started to roam;
| | 1/1/2008 9:49:12 PM | Finish the poem | | 
tiquondo
Smyrna, TN
age: 50
| never mind
[Edited 1/1/2008 10:19:51 PM]
| | 1/1/2008 9:49:38 PM | Finish the poem | |
greeneyes92269
Orange, CA
age: 38
| met a guy from la mirada one friday night,
I brought him home and told him not to bite;
he was so very funny and teasing with me,
I fell on the floor and did almost pee;
Just what I wanted, someone to make me so smile,
I couldn't stand it anymore, so I kissed him for a while;
Needless to say he's still hanging around;
next time I think I'll use the rope, then he'll be bound.
[Edited 1/1/2008 9:58:35 PM]
| | 1/1/2008 10:07:07 PM | Finish the poem | |
boricualady
Williamson, GA
age: 40
| After being married for years and years
i caught my best friend & husband having beers;
This didn't go over very well with me at all
so I jumped to the phone and gave my attorney a call;
my divorce was complete and all alone i sat at home
till I discovered Date Hookup and I started to roam;
Old men and young men of all colors, oh my!
Some thought they were sexy, some thought they were fly!
But out of them all, I found only several could spell,
Cringing I waded through typo's and grammatical errors from hell,
I lost all my patience, are you all so dense?
Or don't you know the difference between current and past tense?
Please get a dictionary, take a class or use spell check, sheesh!
I can't see dating any of you unless y'all get a 5th grade education at least!
So I'll remain single until the day finally at last
that my knight in shining armor shows up flashing wits and not cash!
And for all of you men who write e-mails like little boys,
please get off the computer and play with more appropriate toys!!
~Darlene~
Heheehehehe That was fun!!
| | 1/1/2008 10:16:46 PM | Finish the poem | | 
kgearly1021
Valdosta, GA
age: 48
| I love it boricualady!!!!!!
[Edited 1/1/2008 10:18:11 PM]
| | 1/1/2008 10:22:48 PM | Finish the poem | | 
nopretense
Harleysville, PA
age: 47
| Note to self:
When, with Darlene, you are flirting
And your intellect asserting
Proof read twice, make no mistakes
Or she'll put on the romance brakes.
| | 1/1/2008 10:26:41 PM | Finish the poem | | 
rodriguez294
Sacramento, CA
age: 34
| After being married for years and years
i caught my best friend & husband having beers;
This didn't go over very well with me at all
so I jumped to the phone and gave my attorney a call;
my divorce was complete and all alone i sat at home
till I discovered Date Hookup and I started to roam;
I then saw this beautiful lady;
Her name was Boricalady;
Her comments though true;
Sounded so Whinny;
And though I play with my wiener;
My attitude's still a Winner...
No offense intended.
| | 1/1/2008 10:32:59 PM | Finish the poem | |
kgearly1021
Valdosta, GA
age: 48
| After being married for years and years
i caught my best friend & husband having beers;
This didn't go over very well with me at all
so I jumped to the phone and gave my attorney a call;
my divorce was complete and all alone i sat at home
till I discovered Date Hookup and I started to roam;
Old men and young men of all colors, oh my!
Some thought they were sexy, some thought they were fly!
But out of them all, I found only several could spell,
Cringing I waded through typo's and grammatical errors from hell,
I lost all my patience, are you all so dense?
Or don't you know the difference between current and past tense?
Please get a dictionary, take a class or use spell check, sheesh!
I can't see dating any of you unless y'all get a 5th grade education at least!
So I'll remain single until the day finally at last
that my knight in shining armor shows up flashing wits and not cash!
And for all of you men who write e-mails like little boys,
please get off the computer and play with more appropriate toys!
With their toys they will have to play, Until they have a better plan.
Cause you cannot have a battle of wits with an unarmed man!
[Edited 1/1/2008 11:13:03 PM]
| | 1/1/2008 10:53:01 PM | Finish the poem | | 
poloman58
Greenlawn, NY
age: 46
| Boricua, yo is da bomb 
| | 1/1/2008 11:16:12 PM | Finish the poem | |
kgearly1021
Valdosta, GA
age: 48
| Everyone come try this it really is fun. I tried one verse, now I am going to do some more!
After being married for years and years
i caught my best friend & husband having beers;
This didn't go over very well with me at all
so I jumped to the phone and gave my attorney a call;
my divorce was complete and all alone i sat at home
till I discovered Date Hookup and I started to roam;
Old men and young men of all colors, oh my!
Some thought they were sexy, some thought they were fly!
But out of them all, I found only several could spell,
Cringing I waded through typo's and grammatical errors from hell,
I lost all my patience, are you all so dense?
Or don't you know the difference between current and past tense?
Please get a dictionary, take a class or use spell check, sheesh!
I can't see dating any of you unless y'all get a 5th grade education at least!
So I'll remain single until the day finally at last
that my knight in shining armor shows up flashing wits and not cash!
And for all of you men who write e-mails like little boys,
please get off the computer and play with more appropriate toys!
With their toys they will have to play, Until they have a better plan.
Cause you cannot have a battle of wits with an unarmed man!
They really need to hurry and get their posts just right,
I am tired of staying up all night on this one site!
Reading and weeding through all the crazy threads,
Just to find one that doesn't always mention his bed!
I hope he hurries before I go down the lonesome road,
Because I surely hate to have to kiss yet another toad!
[Edited 1/2/2008 9:52:38 AM]
| | 1/2/2008 7:20:42 AM | Finish the poem | | 
knotreel
Belvidere, NC
age: 35
| I called her up, cause I thought she was hot
she asked, are you taking me out or not
Our first date went incredibly fast
she got on her knees' and took me deep in her ass
| | 1/2/2008 8:50:16 AM | Finish the poem | | 
bikerangel3
Middle Village, NY
age: 54
| Bor, I'm with you on the whole spelling and grammer thing. If they can't read or write then they don't know at all how to get a lady to answer thier call!!!! Bikerangel3  Loved your peom by the way!!!!!
| | 1/2/2008 10:08:17 AM | Finish the poem | |
kgearly1021
Valdosta, GA
age: 48
| Everyone try this!
After being married for years and years
i caught my best friend & husband having beers;
This didn't go over very well with me at all
so I jumped to the phone and gave my attorney a call;
my divorce was complete and all alone i sat at home
till I discovered Date Hookup and I started to roam;
Old men and young men of all colors, oh my!
Some thought they were sexy, some thought they were fly!
But out of them all, I found only several could spell,
Cringing I waded through typo's and grammatical errors from hell,
I lost all my patience, are you all so dense?
Or don't you know the difference between current and past tense?
Please get a dictionary, take a class or use spell check, sheesh!
I can't see dating any of you unless y'all get a 5th grade education at least!
So I'll remain single until the day finally at last
that my knight in shining armor shows up flashing wits and not cash!
And for all of you men who write e-mails like little boys,
please get off the computer and play with more appropriate toys!
With their toys they will have to play, Until they have a better plan.
Cause you cannot have a battle of wits with an unarmed man!
They really need to hurry and get their posts just right,
I am tired of staying up all night on this one site!
Reading and weeding through all the crazy threads,
Just to find one that doesn't always mention his bed!
I hope he hurries before I go down the lonesome road,
Because I surely hate to have to kiss yet another toad!
Which one do I choose? There are so many choices,
It might help me decide if I could only hear their voices.
I need to pick one and I need to do it quick.
Or I will have to go with my sister on the gambling bus trip!
If I am lucky there might be some single men there,
With a couple of teeth and maybe a little hair!
I am not going to be afraid for them to look at me,
Even with the glasses they wear it is hard for them to see!
| | 1/2/2008 10:14:30 AM | Finish the poem | |
justlooking630
West New York, NJ
age: 48
| Ladies very good and how true !!! Please all you boys proof read your e-mail lololo
| | 1/2/2008 1:13:27 PM | Finish the poem | |
greeneyes92269
Orange, CA
age: 38
| After being married for years and years
i caught my best friend & husband having beers;
This didn't go over very well with me at all
so I jumped to the phone and gave my attorney a call;
my divorce was complete and all alone i sat at home
till I discovered Date Hookup and I started to roam;
Old men and young men of all colors, oh my!
Some thought they were sexy, some thought they were fly!
But out of them all, I found only several could spell,
Cringing I waded through typo's and grammatical errors from hell,
I lost all my patience, are you all so dense?
Or don't you know the difference between current and past tense?
Please get a dictionary, take a class or use spell check, sheesh!
I can't see dating any of you unless y'all get a 5th grade education at least!
So I'll remain single until the day finally at last
that my knight in shining armor shows up flashing wits and not cash!
And for all of you men who write e-mails like little boys,
please get off the computer and play with more appropriate toys!
With their toys they will have to play, Until they have a better plan.
Cause you cannot have a battle of wits with an unarmed man!
They really need to hurry and get their posts just right,
I am tired of staying up all night on this one site!
Reading and weeding through all the crazy threads,
Just to find one that doesn't always mention his bed!
I hope he hurries before I go down the lonesome road,
Because I surely hate to have to kiss yet another toad!
Which one do I choose? There are so many choices,
It might help me decide if I could only hear their voices.
I need to pick one and I need to do it quick.
Or I will have to go with my sister on the gambling bus trip!
If I am lucky there might be some single men there,
With a couple of teeth and maybe a little hair!
I am not going to be afraid for them to look at me,
Even with the glasses they wear it is hard for them to see!
If you have no picture posted up on the site,
please don't send emails til you can get it right;
Most of your email will be deleted,
don't expect to log on and be greeted;
You have to be more than just sweet to be dated,
if you post a picture, who knows, you may be first rated;
I hope this poem helps everyone should take heed,
These are things we b*tch about, but also things we need.
EVERYONE DID AN EXCELLENT JOB.........THANKS THAT WAS FRICKEN FUN! FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!
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