lazykitty
Jacksonville, IL
age: 55
| Ihave two that will always stick out in my mind. They both invole my yongest. Son the frist is when he was around 3 1/2.He was helping his dad and his sister working on a shed roof wich was nothing new for him, and got bored and went to play with the other children.After a while we noticed him missing.We look for about an hour then I had to go the bathroom and there he was sound a sleep on the stool with his pants a round his ankles. I took his picture and titled it Hard Day At Work. Today he is 19 and laughs about it.The second took place around the same time involeing the same little boy .It was Mothers day and his sisters was wraping their presents and he didn't have one so he went and got two of my potholders, and had his sister wrap them.When I went to open them the next day we all had a good laugh I have seversl others and it makes it easy when I am a lone and feeling unloved to look back and smile because I know God gave me the greatest gift when he gave me my children
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auntiekk
Bellingham, MA
age: 45
| well when I was younger I was at a friends house for a get together and he had offered me something to eat my brother said to him no she is a virgin she doesn't eat meat,he meant vegeterian.I got some heads spinning around.
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southerndish
Peachtree City, GA
age: 35
|  I don't think I can beat that one!
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lazykitty
Jacksonville, IL
age: 55
| I know I can't.That is a good one!!
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nobsplease
New Port Richey, FL
age: 47
| My daddy passed away 11/7/07. He was the UTMOST southern gentleman...didn't curse in front of women and children, and as far as I know, he did not ever break wind in front of my mother. Anyway,he and my mother came to visit me and my then hubby at the time, in Fort Bragg NC. We went to the NCO club. My cousin and I were drinking slow screws, and my mother asked to taste mine. When the waitress came to take our drink order, daddy asked my mother what she wanted. She said she wanted the same thing I had. When I told him what it was, he started to order, then said 'What??? That's not a real drink!'
When we decided to go shoot pool, the bartender was a friend of ours, so I told her about my dad. When it came time for him to buy the next round, he leaned over the bar and said, softly,'I need 3 slow screws.' Without missing a beat she asked, 'Would that be up against a wall with a bang?' My daddy refused to order a drink for me ever again!
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goldarnit
Saint Paul, MN
age: 48
| WHEN MY SON TURNED 16...he was home from school recovering from some bug...so he asked if a girl from school could join us for his bday dinner an cake-i said sure-so im at work an think-omg...i better get my ass home..well i get home..alls quiet-their watchin tv in his room..we eat dinner..have cake..the silence was deafening..so i did a sex lecture..hoping i wasnt to late...well she leaves,my son goes to his buddies for the nite-next day..i come home from work-hes still gone..im starvin..so go to call see if hes gonna be home for dinner-while on the phone-in his room-i eyeball a can of pringle chips...so were chatting-i open the can..stick my hand in...and oh yeaaa..guess what i grabbed???not pringles....but ...USED CONDOMS...i yelled at him so bad..to this day..i cant eat pringle chips..an i still bring it up to him...just kills him...
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