| 1/11/2008 12:34:01 PM | Ever have one of those days? | |
v2_1
McHenry, IL
age: 45
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Today has reminded me that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.....
Somebody make me laugh! 
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| 1/11/2008 12:37:53 PM | Ever have one of those days? | |
wonderturtle
Overland Park, KS
age: 41
| watch me walk in a doorway someday and hit my head..apparently..its a funny sight..I wouldnt know..I've never watched myself.. I hit my head walkin in the doorway of the Bingo hall last night..no one laughed ,atleast not loud enough for me to hear..but a few told me later in the evening that they saw it happen.
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| 1/11/2008 12:39:24 PM | Ever have one of those days? | |
v2_1
McHenry, IL
age: 45
| Dang Turtle.... I can't laugh at you hurting yourself! (Snicker maybe....  )
After all these years, you haven't learned to duck? And did you win anything?
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| 1/11/2008 12:46:43 PM | Ever have one of those days? | |
lostinwyoming
Evanston, WY
age: 50
| i know just how ya feel v2.sometimes its like watching a cat trying to figure out a rubiks cube.
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| 1/11/2008 12:46:44 PM | Ever have one of those days? | |
lightning123
Boynton Beach, FL
age: 46 online now!
| TGIF - Yea - it's Friday - let's do the Friday dance  ha ha ha ha 
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| 1/11/2008 12:50:14 PM | Ever have one of those days? | |
lightning123
Boynton Beach, FL
age: 46 online now!
| Love the cat - ha ha ha ha ha - very funny!
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| 1/11/2008 12:51:17 PM | Ever have one of those days? | |
froggienm
Albuquerque, NM
age: 36
| Looks like I am going to have to hire that cat!!! I have a few rubiks cubes that are all messed up and I dont know how to get them back.........
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| 1/11/2008 12:52:47 PM | Ever have one of those days? | |
v2_1
McHenry, IL
age: 45
| The cat stands a better chance than I do, Lost! I actually found myself thinking that I wished someone I was talking to today could see me doing this in my head!
Lightning, welcome! Not ready to do the happy dance yet.... but I do like the idea of it being Friday!
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| 1/11/2008 12:54:44 PM | Ever have one of those days? | |
lovesillusion11
Moab, UT
age: 25
| A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid).
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. (The driver owned the car).
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body).
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Oh Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!
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| 1/11/2008 12:55:10 PM | Ever have one of those days? | |
wonderturtle
Overland Park, KS
age: 41
| well yeah I've learned to duck...but I didnt notice til it was too late that this doorway was lower than normal..was at an American Legion Hall..mostly short old people go to the bingo games..no need for big doorways..wide maybe..lol...sorry..that was bad..shame on me
No i didnt win..but one of the guys I was hangin out with won 50 bucks...(lucky bastidge)
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| 1/11/2008 12:59:37 PM | Ever have one of those days? | |
corbinsgaga
Wooster, OH
age: 47
| Yep, had one of those days, oh hell, let's call a duck a duck, I have one of those lives. 
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| 1/11/2008 1:01:46 PM | Ever have one of those days? | |
v2_1
McHenry, IL
age: 45
| @ Loves! That was pretty cute!
Sorry you didn't win Turtle but after re-reading that, I did laugh that your friend won and you got the goose egg....
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| 1/11/2008 1:05:10 PM | Ever have one of those days? | |
wonderturtle
Overland Park, KS
age: 41
| I'm glad you're easily amused..that I can be a source of entertainment for ya..
hey I got an idea..I dont think I deleted that pic of you that I put in with my pic..shall I post that here for all to see? i seem to remember ya didnt like that pic so well..
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| 1/11/2008 1:10:02 PM | Ever have one of those days? | |
v2_1
McHenry, IL
age: 45
| Please do! Nothing puts a grin on my face like being able to call you an attention wh*re! 
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| 1/11/2008 1:37:58 PM | Ever have one of those days? | |
wonderturtle
Overland Park, KS
age: 41
| who's that chick on the bike?
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