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2/15/2008 7:34:52 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 
katie_b_78
Lebanon, TN
age: 30


Confucius say:

I'm horny. Where's my hos at?

(Ok, he didn't really say that, but you KNOOOOW he had to be thinking it!!)

2/15/2008 8:03:17 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

barrajack1
Queensland
Australia
age: 63


COnfuscious says,

Man who makes love to woman on side of mountain

sure not to be on level

2/15/2008 8:03:55 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

barrajack1
Queensland
Australia
age: 63


Confuscious says,

'Woman who flies upside down

sure to have crack up

2/15/2008 8:05:15 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

barrajack1
Queensland
Australia
age: 63


COnfuscious says

Man who wees against the wind

SUre to have wet trousers

2/15/2008 8:07:22 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

lostinwyoming
Evanston, WY
age: 51


woman who slide down banister yells holy smokie.

2/15/2008 8:09:52 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

lostinwyoming
Evanston, WY
age: 51


stamp collector likes to lick em and stick em.

2/15/2008 8:15:39 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 
michaelcee
Sarasota, FL
age: 51


ONLY one....


Man who gets his d*ck knocked in dirt get's Piece on Earth.






WAY too many more.... but I'm not an "enabler"



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2/15/2008 8:28:03 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 
comes2please
Tyler, TX
age: 29


Confucius say man who eats yellow snow bound to have funny taste in mouth..



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2/15/2008 8:35:21 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 
uhadme
South El Monte, CA
age: 45


Confucious say... boy and girl who go camping bound to have naughty in tent.

2/15/2008 8:39:39 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 
comes2please
Tyler, TX
age: 29


Confucius say....3 things to know about plumbling.....

1. never chew on ur finger nails..
2. payday is on friday...
3. last but not least....shit rolls down hill grasshopper...

2/15/2008 8:41:40 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 
comes2please
Tyler, TX
age: 29


Confucius say...man who picks wedgy out of a** might have smelly fingers...

2/15/2008 8:56:54 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 
uhadme
South El Monte, CA
age: 45


...man who speak with fork tongue should not kiss ballons.

2/15/2008 8:59:40 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

lostinwyoming
Evanston, WY
age: 51


man who talk shit,could end up in it.

2/15/2008 9:03:49 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

luvly3
Portland, OR
age: 35


Confucius say:
Never trouble, trouble, till trouble, troubles you.


Confused people say: How do you spell confucius???



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2/15/2008 9:23:35 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 
comes2please
Tyler, TX
age: 29


confucius say......man who lives in glass house should not throw rocks.....


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