1/28/2008 2:00:59 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

czechone
Alpharetta, GA
age: 39


We all know some wisdom from this Eastern Philosopher:

Confucius Say:
Man who walk around with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

1/28/2008 2:03:17 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

libra75
Garfield, AR
age: 32


ummm....dont eat yellow snow???

1/28/2008 2:06:43 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

czechone
Alpharetta, GA
age: 39


Man who go thru airport door w/ hardon going to Bangkok.

1/28/2008 2:07:54 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

slacker31
Lincoln, NE
age: 31


Confucious say virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.



[Edited 1/28/2008 2:09:14 PM]

1/28/2008 2:09:11 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

nashoba_miko
Oklahoma City, OK
age: 39


Man with penis in peanut butter jar is fck'n nuts

1/28/2008 2:10:02 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

czechone
Alpharetta, GA
age: 39


LOL - New one to me!


Woman who sleeps with judge get honorable discharge.



[Edited 1/28/2008 2:10:38 PM]

1/28/2008 2:10:48 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

markmeunier
Timmins, ON
age: 41


Man who go to bed with itchy bumhole wake up in morning with stinky finger.

1/28/2008 2:10:58 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

heatherhoney
Middlesboro, KY
age: 51


Man who walked under short skirt get crack on head...

1/28/2008 2:12:22 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

xxcosmo
Denville, NJ
age: 22


When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.

1/28/2008 2:13:10 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

markmeunier
Timmins, ON
age: 41


Hey I typed those words with my mouth closed...

1/28/2008 2:13:34 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

photoguy101
Berlin, NJ
age: 26


Confucious say: man who stand on toilet high on pot

Confucious say: baseball wrong - man with 4 balls cannot walk

Confucious say: wife who put man in dog house find him in cat house



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1/28/2008 2:14:45 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

smileingheart
Bellingham, WA
age: 41


man who run in front of car get tiered

man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

it takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it

1/28/2008 2:15:05 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

slacker31
Lincoln, NE
age: 31


Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

1/28/2008 2:15:09 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

markmeunier
Timmins, ON
age: 41


Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.

1/28/2008 2:16:17 PMHow about a Confucius thread? 

the_infamous1
Ridgeville, SC
age: 33


Confucious say woman who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house


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