sweetynikki
Canyon Country, CA
age: 23
| what does colonel Sanders and typical men have in common??
-they only are concerned with thighs, legs, and breasts.
what do men have in common with lawn mowers?
they are hard to get started, emit noxious gas, and half the time don't work.
what lets you know your guy is prepared for the future?
he buys two cases of beer instead of one
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says...."
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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hotdoggy13
Nazareth, PA
age: 49
| why do men get smarter during sex? because they are pluged into a know it all
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garnetlady
Cincinnati, OH
age: 48
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