be3550
Scottsdale, AZ
age: 68
| A man and his girlfriend were messing around in bed."Slow down ,baby,"she said.
"Foreplay is an art."
"Well,you get your canvas ready,"he said,because i'm about to spill my paint."
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What do you get when you mix holy water with prune juice?........A religious movement.
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A man walked into a dentist's office and said,"Can you help me?I think I'm a moth."
The dentist said,"You don't need a dentist,you need a psychiatrist."
"Yes,I know,"the man sais.
The dentist asked,"So then why did you come here?"
The man replied,"The light was on."
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A husband and wife went to see a marriage counselor,who said to them,"Let start by talking about something the two of you have in common."
The husband thought for a moment and sais,"Well,neither of us sucks d*ck."
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azcrazy01
Mesa, AZ
age: 60
| Cute but a little crass/crude..... I love humor but in good taste and at the appropriate time. 
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sea_wench1
Chandler, AZ
age: 55
| Cute jokes.....( wink )
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