2/7/2008 6:33:24 PMI gave in and joined 

algernon
Killeen, TX
age: 23


I gave in and joined yesterday. A friend of mine discovered his wife to-be here and things seem to be going well for them, so obviously it can work. This whole online dating thing is new, frightening and thus far, disappointing. I have no luck at all. Any tips?



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2/7/2008 8:13:39 PMI gave in and joined 

cambaird
Pompano Beach, FL
age: 57


OK Lets start with the basics. Lose the name!!! Algernon? Thats what you name a hampster. Next lose the bad guy attitude. No matter how hard you try. . . . . your still Algernon, so try acting like him. Your only problem is you need some p*ssy kid.

Lose the video games and the computers and start brushing up on your sense of humor. If you can make a girl giggle you can get in her pants. I know, I know you want to walk on the beach and watch the sunset and all that crap. That will come in time. Get laid! Its kind of like riding a bicycle once your up and moving its easy!

Take the time to have a good pic taken and try to be a nice guy. Lie thru your teeth if you have to but lose the bad ass attitude. Reality doesn't live up to the hype and then you look like a damn fool. oming across as a shy, wonderful virgin geek is better than bad ass. Hell there are enough women out there that will jump at the chance to take your cherry.

2/7/2008 8:16:07 PMI gave in and joined 

nashoba_miko
Oklahoma City, OK
age: 39


DEFINATELY lose the first line.........but welcome to DH anyways....

2/8/2008 3:43:30 PMI gave in and joined 

algernon
Killeen, TX
age: 23


i'm a little confused here. badass? virgin? you think that because i am military i think of myself as a "badass"? if so, you are ignorant and arrogant. where does the virgin come from? the glasses or that fact that i consider myself a geek? grown up, or perhaps you're too f*cking old? sory, but 'fonzie isn't the definition of "cool" anymore.

as a soldier it's not hard to get laied. i'm not looking for a peice of ass - i got that shit out of my systemm on leave. i'm looking for a peice of ass that also happens to be an amazing girl. i'm trying online dating to see i find someone in my area that is more of a match than the girls i've been seeing around post. sure it's great to pick up a girl every few weekends for some new p*ssy, but have you been deployed for 12+ months? do you have any idea how lonely it is over there? i was sent over there for only 7 months right after i came out of my enlistment and traning. i went over there with no proverbial "girl back home". i had no one to call, look forward to, no memories of the good times, nothing. it was f*cking miserable. i came back recently, so i f*cked and drank my brains out to make up for my deployment and before i knew it, i began to realize that f*cking and drinking was more out of lonelyness than anything.

i'm not going to explain myself to your close-minded ass.


that helpful duchebag aside: i'm new to online dateing. how the hell do you do it? how do you find individual(s) that are compatible with you? there is no questionare or matching system. i'm starting to think this site just sucks. what do you just find a cute girl, message her and hope it works out for the best?



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2/8/2008 4:18:47 PMI gave in and joined 

angel1985
Miami, FL
age: 22


mmm...I saw your profile, no bad, just an advice, first lines like I am uncool and stuff like that say no very good things about your personality, no one is perfect, all people have good and bad stuff but try to be more polite or nice in your description if you want to caught the interest of some girls....
take care and wish u luck!