| 2/10/2008 7:33:28 PM | Imodium Man-Date from Hell | |
lola2447
Cullman, AL
age: 42
| My favorite "date from hell" story is about the man I call Imodium Man. He was late getting to my house. And once he got here, went straight to the bathroom. Not a big deal, ok. He comes out and asks if I have any Imodium. (That's the reason he was late. He kept having to stop at service stations to use the restroom.) So,I take a bottle out of the cabinet and hand it to him. HE ASKED IF HE COULD KEEP THE WHOLE BOTTLE!!!!!
Now, as if this weren't bad enough....oh, yes, it gets worse. While we were eating dinner, he begins to discuss the latest diet he is on and I mentioned that I was also dieting. He looked me up and down slowly, and said, "You're a good looking woman. You know if you lost ALL THAT WEIGHT, you could have any man you wanted." Can you believe that!?!?!?!!?
I looked him right in the eye, took his plate away from him and said, "Sweetie, I can have any man I want right now, and you're not it! Goodbye!"
Was I too rough on the poor man?..........NAH!
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| 2/10/2008 7:36:08 PM | Imodium Man-Date from Hell | |
57rickie
Sioux Falls, SD
age: 57
| Go Girl....Thats the perfect thing to do 
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| 2/10/2008 8:23:55 PM | Imodium Man-Date from Hell | |
nopretense
Harleysville, PA
age: 47
| Well done, lola!
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| 2/11/2008 10:46:26 AM | Imodium Man-Date from Hell | |
passionplay1975
Arlington, TX
age: 32
| Right on !!!!!!! What an A**
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| 2/11/2008 10:48:28 AM | Imodium Man-Date from Hell | |
klassykitten
Toccoa, GA
age: 50
| you go girl...LMAO
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| 2/11/2008 11:51:26 AM | Imodium Man-Date from Hell | |
beachingirl
Stone Harbor, NJ
age: 50
| Lola, you are the BOMB!!!! I probably would have kicked him where it hurt!!!! HARD!
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| 2/11/2008 2:17:21 PM | Imodium Man-Date from Hell | |
john0220
Apollo, PA
age: 36
| Well done. With a personality like his, the Tidy Bowl Man would have rejected him.
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| 2/11/2008 6:45:28 PM | Imodium Man-Date from Hell | |
apprscott
Westminster, SC
age: 44
| You are right Lola you can have me too
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| 2/11/2008 7:11:15 PM | Imodium Man-Date from Hell | |
lola2447
Cullman, AL
age: 42
| Man Scott! If only you lived closer!  I definitely wouldn't throw YOU out!
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| 2/11/2008 7:36:39 PM | Imodium Man-Date from Hell | |
diblj
Trenton, FL
age: 37
| thats a good one you go girl Id say u look jam up and jelly tight to me
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| 2/11/2008 7:39:38 PM | Imodium Man-Date from Hell | |
lola2447
Cullman, AL
age: 42
| Ummmmm, thanks? Is 'jam up and jelly tight' a good thing?  
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| 2/11/2008 7:54:02 PM | Imodium Man-Date from Hell | |
skipaway
Bartlett, IL
age: 43
| jam up and jelly tight?
2 funny...................lol
Tommy Roe
[Edited 2/11/2008 8:07:57 PM]
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| 2/11/2008 10:47:47 PM | Imodium Man-Date from Hell | |
dannachanna
Des Moines, IA
age: 58
| I know another gal named Lola who would have done the same thing and the foot thrust on the way out the door too.
I wondered where I heard that Jam up Jelly tight, thanks Skip, 1968 I believe....
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| 2/12/2008 5:47:37 AM | Imodium Man-Date from Hell | |
apprscott
Westminster, SC
age: 44
|  awwwww shucks
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| 2/17/2008 7:43:26 AM | Imodium Man-Date from Hell | |
jeff1963
Manchester, TN
age: 45
| Good for you you go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!
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