| 2/21/2008 2:30:23 PM | Revenge and a few laughs | |
forestrose
Calgary, AB
age: 55
| Where did I read a story about the man who was getting married, and found his wife to be was cheating with the best man, and he got a picture of the action. Her father was footing the bill for a $35,000 wedding. The groom went through the wedding ceremonies, and at the reception when he made a toast to the best man, he said since he was obviously the best man, he could have the wife. And every guest had a gift to remember the wedding taped to the bottom of their chair. Voila - the picture of the wife and the best man. Next day he had the marriage annulled.
THAT is revenge! I think when it is not going to cause bodily harm or irrepairable damage, maybe a mild act of revenge. I have never felt like it, so can't speak from experience, but I would love to be as creative as this guy was!
Evil, you always crack me up!
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| 2/21/2008 2:38:04 PM | Revenge and a few laughs | |
evileddy
Ottawa, ON
age: 35
| oh ya! I read about that one! great story!
I loathe cheaters so much. oh they just make me so angry!!
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| 2/21/2008 2:53:03 PM | Revenge and a few laughs | |
ge0ge0
Tallahassee, FL
age: 42 online now!
| put a JK (just kidding)at the end of your post.
Eveel Eddy provides a very important public service to these forums. A JK at the end of his posts would be detrimental to his evil nature, the frikken imp 
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| 2/21/2008 6:31:56 PM | Revenge and a few laughs | |
nambrosia
Fall River, MA
age: 27
| eddys chopped. FRICKIN HILLARIOUS!!!!!!
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| 2/21/2008 7:13:13 PM | Revenge and a few laughs | |
belladreams
Binghamton, NY
age: 38
| No, i never got revenge, my mother always told me to kill them with kindness, and you will see karma coming. I treated them nice day after day after they did wrong to me and backstabbed me to get me in trouble, and right before you knew it BAM BAM BAM, no no noone got hit, LOL, there it was KARMA right in front of their eyes and i was there to see it eating my popcorn. Remember: Revenge is mine sayeth the Lord.
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| 2/21/2008 7:32:04 PM | Revenge and a few laughs | |
jewls363
Lincoln, NE
age: 45
| Much as I wanted to (and I dreamt of it daily for awhile), I never once sought out revenge. I kept relying on karma to kick in and take over, and waalaa. In five years time, he lost 3 jobs, was audited by IRS, shattered his knee, rolled a company truck (didnt get hurt, dammit anyhow lol)JK. Went through about 9 girlfriends, one in which cheated on him repeatedly (like he did to me) and I got to be around to watch her knock him down. Oh yes sweet karma. And I didnt have to do a thing. He got his, oh yes he did
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| 2/21/2008 7:44:45 PM | Revenge and a few laughs | |
krupa1
Abilene, TX
age: 40
| Amatures!!!!!!!!........with a box of toothpicks or matches, a good magnet, and a pocketfull of pennies....you can ruin someones day for months.
The toothpicks or matches get shoved in and snapped off in every door key hole you know they will walk through.
The pennies are for when they walk into a door...(IT works great!) You shove a few pennies into the door frame that they just past through and then you gotta take the door off it's hinges to get them out.
A good magnet....Just rub it close to...(Don't gotta make contact if you have a strong magnet)..Thier wallet or purse.....Erase all electronic ID...including bank cards, cell phones or tv remotes.
The mean stuff comes when it is sabotaging a car with fish or discarded meat and treble hooks....A dead mouse can easily be popped into an ac vent.
[Edited 2/21/2008 8:03:58 PM]
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| 2/21/2008 7:45:47 PM | Revenge and a few laughs | |
evileddy
Ottawa, ON
age: 35
| I like you!!!!
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| 2/21/2008 8:00:32 PM | Revenge and a few laughs | |
krupa1
Abilene, TX
age: 40
| Thank you brother......it is what it is.....I would probably be a nicer guy if I hadn't been forced to learn and use these proceedures.
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| 2/21/2008 9:40:28 PM | Revenge and a few laughs | |
annie_go_lately
Sedalia, MO
age: 56
| my neice , one night , was out with a female friend of her's at a local bar . when her ex-boyfriend came in. the break up between them had really hurted her. so , she ...like her ""AUNTIE" decided , she was going to get even. she took her beer back to the womens restroom and poured half of it out of the bottle . she urinated in the bottle, cleaned it up. took it back into the dance hall. she then sits down and calls over for the waitress and says'' i would like for you to give this beer to that man  sitting over there". she did !!sometime afterwards , he comes up to think her for the beer . she said , "well, how did you like it"? he said "that was the best beer he had ever dranked"!!
S-O Y-O-U T-E-L-L M-E !! 
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| 2/22/2008 10:14:57 AM | Revenge and a few laughs | |
flowergirl62
South Australia
Australia
age: 46
| I have never revenged anyone (waste of time really) but my sister is a shocker. She has been known to slash guys tyres because they stop calling or whatever the case may be.
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| 2/22/2008 10:22:05 AM | Revenge and a few laughs | |
hotdoggy13
Nazareth, PA
age: 49
| a piece of duct tape wrapper around the drive shaft with a flap with a small bolt will make a hell of a niose when the car is moved too. another fun thing to do is stuff some dog poo up the door handle of the car so when the owner goes to open the they get a nasty suprise
years ago I once made up a bunch of flyers about a big party with free beer and put them up in every biker bar I could fine saying the party would start at 10 am just park on the lawn and head out back for the party. they must have had a great time when a whole crowd of bikers showed up for the free beer and found out there was no party.
[Edited 2/22/2008 10:26:36 AM]
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| 2/22/2008 10:23:33 AM | Revenge and a few laughs | |
cherokeerose07
Pottsboro, TX
age: 49
| lololololol dog poop!!!
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| 2/22/2008 12:51:05 PM | Revenge and a few laughs | |
teaurtei
Anderson, IN
age: 41
| My husband was cheating on me with a 17 year old runaway he met through friends at work. He threw me and the kids (two toddlers and me pregnant for our third) out the day before Thanksgiving in our night clothes to go on a date with her. After an episode in which I tried to kill him physically...I started thinking. Wives have a lot of priviledge when it comes to their husbands.
First I went to his work early on payday. Knowing he was a late sleeper I signed for his paycheck and cashed it before he could get to it. I then called the police and had him and his new girlfriend escorted forcibly from our family home.
He went to get his paycheck believing he could get them a cheap apartment at this point and found it was missing. The police returned to our home to question me. After they informed him as his wife I was not guilty of forgery nor did I have an obligation to support his girlfriend I called them back to explain that the girlfriend was a runaway and she was held in custody and returned to her parents.
Not sure how funny my adventure was, but it sure made me smile in the long run.
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| 2/22/2008 3:23:09 PM | Revenge and a few laughs | |
cmjanew
Sayre, PA
age: 49
| Sometimes its as simple as putting milk in the mashed potatoes of a lactose intolerant individual. 
But that goes back to a "normal Christmas" during abnormal times. 
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