dreambuilder07
Gaithersburg, MD
age: 48
| To God - From the Dog
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the "Chrysler Beagle"?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
found this on the web -- thought to share
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twohawks
Bothell, WA
age: 69 online now!
| To the Dog -- From God
1. People don't have the sensative smeller like you do.
2. Same story. Dog on the floor!
3. I will speak to the car manufacturers about getting a Ford French Poodle, a Dodge
Dalmation, or a Chevrolet C*cker Spaniel.
4. No! He is now a headless dog!
5. Humans understand that you understand what they do with their voice commands, hand
signals, electromagnetic energy fields and frisbee flight paths.
6. What? You don't like spaghetti?
7. Yes!
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ret1058
Westerville, OH
age: 49
| Dreambuilder...that was fun! My dogs agree about the spaghetti. Thanks for sharing.
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luvzhugz12
Richardson, TX
age: 42
| Wow - I'm a bad dog owner.
Her human does smell men and loves their scent
She (the dog), sleeps on a pillow on the couch
She doesn't need a car named after her, she owns the dang thing!
Thank God she doesn't bark that often, she is too discriminating.
Her human understands that she is the boss, enough said
Human doesn't get any meatballs anyway!
No apologies necessary - all is forgiven.
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cherokeerose07
Pottsboro, TX
age: 48
| Thank you for that i wanna go home and hug my dogs
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photo_guy101
Berlin, NJ
age: 26
| that was very touching......i can look at my dog in a whole new perspective now. thank you!
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