| 3/7/2008 11:31:48 PM | Only in America.......... | |
ylekiot
Stateline, NV
age: 52
| Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.
9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.
11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a
cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.
Anyone care to add to the list?
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| 3/7/2008 11:46:44 PM | Only in America.......... | |
cjbaker
Decatur, AL
age: 38
| Only in America..... That you can spill a cup of hot coffee in your lap, then sue cause it was too hot.
Only in America..... A thief can break into your house and if you hurt them or they hurt themself breaking in sue you.
Only in America..... A person from another country come over and get FREE money to open a business.
Only in America..... That our kids are required to learn a foreign language (Spanish).
Only in America.... That the minorities get anything and everything the first go around when dealing with help from the State or Government.
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| 3/7/2008 11:46:54 PM | Only in America.......... | |
redmot
Sedalia, MO
age: 60
| Only in America.....Encourage everyone to burn E-85 ethanol, and only one pump avaiable in a town of 20,000. And lower gas mileage.
if it catches on fire, we don't have anything to put it out with.
[Edited 3/7/2008 11:56:52 PM]
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| 3/7/2008 11:51:59 PM | Only in America.......... | |
hot007
Bryant, AL
age: 49
| Only in America will we allow a cat name Barack Obama run for President does anybody remember 911 come on people really get a grip!
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| 3/8/2008 12:52:02 AM | Only in America.......... | |
wildthing1
Saint Clair, MO
age: 53
| Only in America.....can an immigrant get a free college education, while citizen's children have to pay for their college education!!
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| 3/8/2008 7:45:18 AM | Only in America.......... | |
stormygrl
Longmont, CO
age: 42
| Yes to what Hot and Wild both said!!
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| 3/8/2008 7:53:22 AM | Only in America.......... | |
corbinsgaga
Wooster, OH
age: 47
| Sad but true. I'm with stormy and hot.
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| 3/8/2008 7:53:50 AM | Only in America.......... | |
corbinsgaga
Wooster, OH
age: 47
|  and wild too.
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| 3/8/2008 8:42:27 AM | Only in America.......... | |
bubbadt
Kennedy, NY
age: 66
| do working class familys have to pay big bucks for insurance
and Ins is a free-bee to non-working residents.
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| 3/8/2008 8:47:47 AM | Only in America.......... | |
hanoverjoe
Harrison, MI
age: 53
| Only in America...
does a immigrant have more
rights than US Citizens.
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| 3/8/2008 8:53:48 AM | Only in America.......... | |
iamnumber5
Saint Augustine, FL
age: 48
| Yes, to what Joe said.
By the way Hi Joe
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| 3/8/2008 9:01:00 AM | Only in America.......... | |
hanoverjoe
Harrison, MI
age: 53
| Hello # 5.
Only in America....
can a few percent try and
remove GOD from our money,
schools,courts,and Pledge of
Allegiance.
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| 3/8/2008 10:14:20 AM | Only in America.......... | |
missyroo375
Suffern, NY
age: 21
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| 3/8/2008 1:29:43 PM | Only in America.......... | |
scruffbutt
Saint Paul, MN
age: 48
| only in america.....i can agree with all of you in public and not get shot for it....
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| 3/8/2008 1:42:55 PM | Only in America.......... | |
witchiepoo
East Hampton, CT
age: 48
|  only in America can I disagree with you and live to see tomorrow
but I do agree with all above  
[Edited 3/8/2008 1:43:53 PM]
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