krupa1
Abilene, TX
age: 40
| A marine was on a crowded train in Europe on his way home from war. He walked the length of the crowded train and the only seat available was taken by a French woman's poodle.......Ma'am? May I please have that seat? I am very tired"
She sniffed and turned up her nose "Americans are so rude! My Fifi is using that seat" The soldier picked up the poodle, threw it out of the window and sat down.
"Fifi!" the woman screamed"You filthy American! Someone defend my honor!"
An Englishman turned to the Marine...."You Americans do everything wrong. You eat with the fork in the wrong hand. You drive on the wrong side of the road and you just threw the wrong b*tch out of the window."
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sitiniraq
Montgomery, TX
age: 48
| Too funny. Thanks for sharing.
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krupa1
Abilene, TX
age: 40
| No problem brother! I served too!
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honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58
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