hartfullofscars
Mooresville, IN
age: 55
| I got this in an email as a joke. Some of you might have already seen it but I thought it would make a good topic to sound off on.
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has
been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
short . The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland
are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the
world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM
SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France ..
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home ..
On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face
of the earth
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China ..
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France
, Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are
retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mez amies.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded
and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You
creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over
to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government
really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand
tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to
put 'em? Yep, border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for
oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for
decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this
decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn
tootin.'
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to
eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final
thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to
speak Arabic.
God bless America .. Thank you and good night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
thank a soldier.
(Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens! Let's
get this to every USA computer!)
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southbuster
Haughton, LA
age: 31
| I wrote that for when I win the nomination in 2012.......where'd you find that
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mbk1961
Farmington, IL
age: 47
| That President would get MY vote!!
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crowdog3
Ponca City, OK
age: 34
| I am waiting too hear...my fellow Americans we stuck our nose where it don't belong and got our asses stomped for it, 
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sunnyboy59
Queensland
Australia
age: 48
| Great Post.....Scars..
The Normal Workin' Man Can See What Needs to be Done....
Shame the money People Look @ Things in a much different way..!!!!
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foxy_woman_49
Omaha, NE
age: 47
| This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
time to begin the reckoning.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for
oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for
decades to come
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn
tootin.'
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sunnyboy59
Queensland
Australia
age: 48
| A Politician would tell us that our Thinking was tooooo Simplistic..
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justagirlinga
Cleveland, GA
age: 45
| maybe he could make his next speech about clearing Georgia of illegal hispanic immigrants , discontinuing outsourcing american jobs to the chinese (we can make our own toys) and encouraging everyone to stop purchasing Exxon or Mobil gasoline (the two largest manufacturers) - if they aren't making any money then their prices will come down and all the other companies will follow suit.
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