indiegal1
Indianola, IA
age: 47
| A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
around the block?" Mom replies, No, "because she is in heat."
" What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father, I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take
Belle for a walk around the block?" I asked Mom, but she said
the dog was in heat, and to come to you.
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it
with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to
disguise the scent, and said "Ok, you can go now, but keep
Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no
dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down
the block, so another dog is pushing her home." 
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honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58
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barrajack1
Queensland
Australia
age: 62
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garnetlady
Cincinnati, OH
age: 48
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divorceddadof2
Vernal, UT
age: 38
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