metal1970
Towson, MD
age: 38
| As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Pennsylvania and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
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ncnative4sure
Louisburg, NC
age: 46
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blond227
Nottingham, MD
age: 54
| I really liked that one. To funny!!!!
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bubbadt
Kennedy, NY
age: 66
| That one deserves a Medal. Best of the best Blonde Jokes.
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inersandman
Springfield, OR
age: 48
| There are two blonds helping to build a house for houses for humanity the first blonds job is two nail on the siding,the secound blond sees that she is throwing every other nail over her soulder,the second blond ask why are you throwing those nails over your soulder?the first blond replies because the heads of the nails are on the rong end and won't pound in,the second blond tells the first blond you stupid blond those nails are for the other side of the house.
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southernlady44
Pulaski, TN
age: 44
| metal1970 - that is one of the funniest I've heard in awhile - AND....one I've NEVER heard before!
Thanks for sharing it!
K.
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