misterk455
Milwaukee, WI
age: 33
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bobbiemgee
Conway, SC
age: 42
| I prefer to cheer myself up with this old but new version of this song.....LOL
At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey!
Usualy cheers me right up!!!
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misterk455
Milwaukee, WI
age: 33
| OMG! Thats pretty good! You got taste Hun!
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alicebell
Sherbrooke, NS
age: 44
| Well that is a very interesting song..What a good laugh i had reading it Thanks!!
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bobbiemgee
Conway, SC
age: 42
| Its what it does for me if im stressed over someone. Or in my enclosed car Puddle of muds
She f*cking hates me.......scream it singing style.....works for me to.
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