3/25/2008 2:03:25 PM'The Daily Jigger,' 

yamie08
Apex, NC
age: 36


After having dug to a depth of 20 meters last year,
English scientists found traces of copper wire dating
back over 200 years and came to the conclusion that
their ancestors already had a telephone network 200
years ago.

Not to be outdone by the English, in the weeks that
followed, Scottish scientists dug to a depth of 30
meters. Shortly after, headlines in The UK newspapers
read: 'Scottish archaeologists have found traces of
300 year old copper wire and have concluded that their
ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
communications network a hundred years earlier than
the English.

One week later, 'The Daily Jigger,' an Irish
newspaper, reported the following: 'After digging as
deep as 40 meters, Paddy McMahon, a self-taught
archaeologist reported that he found absolutely
nothing.'

Paddy has, therefore, concluded that 400 years ago
Ireland had already gone wireless!

3/25/2008 2:16:06 PM'The Daily Jigger,' 

explorer3
Warminster, PA
age: 33




3/25/2008 10:49:24 PM'The Daily Jigger,' 

rascalruss
Show Low, AZ
age: 60


Good One...