3/31/2008 9:19:04 AMThis is hilarious and educational! 

illumanight
Hickory, NC
age: 36


I was talking to a guy that i had met online and had only been talking to for 30 minutes MAX. In that 30 minutes he had managed to worm around until he finally asked "I need to know when we can start having sex AND how often it`s gonna happen AND where AND on what days AND how often on those days!" O and he also wanted to set a date for us to start living together.....AFTER 30 MINUTES!!!!!!!!! Ok folks, I have heard a lotta guys say "why are women so jaded and so stand-offish"......THIS IS WHY!!!!!!!......You`d be surprised at how many guys act like this. I have been online for 7 years and chatted for most of that time. In the time that I have communicated online with men I would venture to say that AT LEAST 80% have acted this way. SO, drumroll please.........THERE`S YOUR ANSWER GUYS! Take note and if you really wanna find LOVE.......Resist the temptation to come off like a sex crazed JERK!!!!!.......This concludes our comical love lesson for today.

3/31/2008 9:23:42 AMThis is hilarious and educational! 

ge0ge0
Tallahassee, FL
age: 41 online now!


Note to self: Just like eating before swimming, wait till at least 45 minutes before initiating the barrage of sex questions...

3/31/2008 12:39:49 PMThis is hilarious and educational! 

susansheart839
Port Saint Lucie, FL
age: 60


That's so funny and sooooooooooooo true! My ex met a girl online on Dec 1st and by Dec 2nd they were professing their love for one another. THATS JUST NUTS! Oh....wait....in 2000 I met him online in May and by June 17th he was professing his love for me, and we didn't even meet until the following July. And it gets better! I sold my house in California and moved here to Florida, married him in 2002 and divorced him in 2008. Yep, had to be slapped up the side of the head with a stick before I realized I had been conned. What is it with online sex and men? Or even online flirtation when they are married??????



3/31/2008 12:41:18 PMThis is hilarious and educational! 

dragonheartpm
Galveston, TX
age: 56


Nuts everywhere...

3/31/2008 12:44:03 PMThis is hilarious and educational! 

lonesomeloser
Louisville, KY
age: 49




3/31/2008 12:46:42 PMThis is hilarious and educational! 

juniebegood
Huntington, NY
age: 54


He's just out and out crazy!!!! He sounds like he's desperate for a girlfriend. Hope you ran in the opposite direction girlfriend!!!

Sounds like a total nut-job!

3/31/2008 12:51:16 PMThis is hilarious and educational! 

busymanfour
Harrisonburg, VA
age: 50 online now!


Man you ask a couple of questions and you get the third degree!!



3/31/2008 1:05:24 PMThis is hilarious and educational! 

brendaj
Savannah, GA
age: 44


SO TRUE illuminight, it's a shame how people can act, Myself I learned fairly quickly with those that got out of hand, to keep my mouse directed on the block button



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3/31/2008 1:21:56 PMThis is hilarious and educational! 

evileddy
Ottawa, ON
age: 35


30 minutes? pffftt.. amateur.. I'd be all over you like a fat kit on a pizza in 2 minutes.

3/31/2008 1:59:49 PMThis is hilarious and educational! 

planejumper73
Milford, MI
age: 35


@ EDDY.

I've said it in other threads, I'll say it again. "And we STILL continue to wonder why women think so poorly of us."

3/31/2008 2:09:59 PMThis is hilarious and educational! 

your_sweetie
Yuba City, CA
age: 49


well your right about the 80%.....lol...watch out for the scammers

3/31/2008 2:27:09 PMThis is hilarious and educational! 

rlynn_1
Hedgesville, WV
age: 39


that guy sounds like a idiot.

3/31/2008 2:32:24 PMThis is hilarious and educational! 

wino631
Huntington, NY
age: 53


I suppose I could come up with a snide remark, but, he wasn't serious?? Was he? It had to be a joke? Right? No bodys that much of a d*ck?