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| 3/31/2008 3:54:20 PM | Can't men READ? | | 
jonmjk6
Frankenmuth, MI
age: 36
| Hmmmmmmm, guess I'm out of the running.
However, it's odd, I don't feel the least bit disappointed.
Question: What if the guy had everythign BUT the hair? I mean are you THAT shallow that you would not even try, or are you truly just looking for a piece of male arm candy?
If so, good luck in your search. I really do hope you find him.
However, I would like to state that if my profile was written like yours, I would EXPECT hate mail from women. I'd be called shallow, selfish, vain, arrogant, vile, disgusting, childish, concieted, dispickable, superficial, cocky, and an a**hole.
...and that would just be in the first e-mail.
Yes, knowing what you like and dislike, and want you want and do not want is important. However, there is a way of going about getting it.
Sounding like a concieted, self centered, b*tch is not the way.
Am I calling you a b*tch?
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
I am just saying that a profile written like that makes you sound like one.
You might be, (and I certainly hope you are), a wonderful person. Kind, gentle, caring, smart, fun, and funny. However, it's possible that a guy who reads it, (even if he fits all your standards exactly to a "T"), might be turned off, and you lose your "Uber-man".
Of course there is a chance that you are all those bad things I mentioned, and there is a chance that "Uber-man" will respond, and he will most likely have just as poor of an attitude as you, and you two will be perfectly matched. Then you can bask in the glorious radiance of each others shallowness.
...and I say again, I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, so I am going to assume that you are NOT all those awful things I mentioned. I am going to assume that you are just a woman that knows what she wants, but she had a temporary lapse of cognative thinking while writing her profile, and it just makes you sound b*tchy.
| | 3/31/2008 3:55:25 PM | Can't men READ? | | capt_bt
Brooklyn, NY
age: 46
| wow! i think after reading your profile you really think your something special. im glad you think so. maybe you need to go to a different date site or maybe just a reality check. im with alot of young pretty flight attendants and not one them act the way you do. maybe this is why your having such a hard time on this site. you are really funny,LOL
| | 3/31/2008 3:59:52 PM | Can't men READ? | | steviep316
Los Angeles, CA
age: 25
| if i'm ever in your area i will look you up. Your absolutly gorgeous !
| | 3/31/2008 4:12:35 PM | Can't men READ? | | goodforfun51
Virginia Beach, VA
age: 53
| Let's see if the comprehension was adequate here; Personal ad to Follow
44 Year Old Cougar Seeking
You Must override natural genetic events such as balding before the age of 37
Shave your full natural person to meet her whim (who's gonna shave his Crack???)
Be within 25-35 miles of my physical location
One mildly slanted tooth or tinted (Even if Brightened) immediately disqualifies canidate
Make time to take several showers a day
Six-pack Required Six hours Gym time a must for abdominal maintenance
Might need plastic surgery if all other criteria are met to create dimples and botox injections to fill out lips just to meet her "quaiifications"
Non-Smoker
Willing to have clothing ripped off as my desires (Replacement costs NOT Reimburseable)
ABSOLUTELY NOT WILLING TO SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS!!!!!
Shallow? -- Not for me to judge!!!! 
Realistic? -  ROFL
Probablilty of Success - 
Where to Find It - Airbrushed Magazine Ad
| | 3/31/2008 4:19:56 PM | Can't men READ? | | 
irparis39
New York, NY
age: 49
| And you don't even know how to write the word, "write" instead of "right".
Maybe the BA was from the Mickey Mouse club, no offense to the mouse.
Wow, I'm with jon, you really do think you're all that. No Jon, its not that she sounds like a b*tch...she doesn't sound like a b*tch, she sounds like a skank. And we have many a thread of girls bashing guys because they have age requirements of 20-40 and the guy is in his 50s/60s and the women polarized him.
I wish we make up our minds on what side of the fence we're going to back up.
What she is saying is that she is a visual. But remember guys, there is always someone better looking than you are, have nicer hair, a nicer smile because it will always be about what you look like. And should you be in an accident, she's not going to be there if you are disabled, marked in anyway (scared), and/or left in a coma. She will find an excuse to make it about her.
So be afraid, be very afraid of this one.
P
| | 3/31/2008 4:20:39 PM | Can't men READ? | | 
magtag
East York, ON
age: 41
| I'm not here to judge...but good luck to you. I think you might need it.
Knowing what you want and not settling is a great thing! But when you're list is so specific and unbending, the chances are you'll find pretty much nothing. I feel the same way as far as knowing what I want and what I'm attracted to, but I certainly am not going to be rigid about it. I just might let a great one pass me by.
I mean really, look at jonmjk6 up there...may not be ALL that you're looking for, but he's pretty darn sweet in the looks department and seems to have it together and have intelligence to boot. (sorry jonmjk6...don't mean to centre you out...you're just a great example!)
| | 3/31/2008 4:22:50 PM | Can't men READ? | | 
simplman4right1
Sarasota, FL
age: 51 online now!
| She's Gorgeous??
She may have fair features but I've seen more realistic looking manequins in Kmart.
Besides.. she stated very clearly she will NOT open mailers from guys out of her immediate area...
And specifically complained about CA guys contacting her.
YET!!
The 2 guys she has listed are 1)CA and 2)FL
Talk about sending mixed signals??
Sorry sweets.... you look ok for a neurotic woman.
But I'm not much into neurotic women any more.
GSB.... what was that I said to you about that "special person" earlier today??
I think it applies here too
| | 3/31/2008 4:23:08 PM | Can't men READ? | |
jonmjk6
Frankenmuth, MI
age: 36
| ...for the record, I never said that she thinks she is all that.
Judging by her pics, she appears to be very attractive, it's the language in her profile, that, (if I did fit all her criteria), would turn me off.
| | 3/31/2008 4:26:20 PM | Can't men READ? | | 
rabeye
Easley, SC
age: 54
| Change your handle to "click on delete" that should fix the problem.
| | 3/31/2008 4:30:04 PM | Can't men READ? | | 8ucute
South Lyon, MI
age: 44
| jonmjk has it going on! He's adorable. I think when the guy starts losing his hair or six pack you will split cause you think you are all that. Keep in mind.. your hair will grey, your boobs will fall to your waist, and the wrinkles will come. Then you can look in the mirror and say.. why was I so materialistic and worried about looks when your sitting there all by your lonesome. What is important is the soul of a person, that will never change, looks will come then they will go.
Good luck to you.. 
oh btw... Cleek maybe perfect for you. Look him up
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| | 3/31/2008 4:31:58 PM | Can't men READ? | | 
tfortexas
Big Sandy, TX
age: 56
| Good luck to you but you may have to expand your search to like All America
| | 3/31/2008 4:46:53 PM | Can't men READ? | | 
lazarous67
San Jacinto, CA
age: 41
| I`m an ex-smoker, an ex-addict, i never had a six pack, and i am statrting to bald, oh yes, i am missing a couple of teeth, and i have a five-o-clock shadow.
I`M JUST WHAT YER LOOKIN FER. So the next time yer in califonia look me up.
| | 3/31/2008 4:48:28 PM | Can't men READ? | |
lazarous67
San Jacinto, CA
age: 41
| oh yes i can read. ooooooooooooopppppppppppsssssssssssssss
my bad!
| | 3/31/2008 4:51:13 PM | Can't men READ? | | sea_wench1
Chandler, AZ
age: 55
| LOL....Ok guys..Hell yeah you men can all read just fine when a woman is standing right there in front of you...Naked...Amazing how good your reading improves..lol..( wink ) Sea
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| | 3/31/2008 4:58:04 PM | Can't men READ? | | 
smilin_bob
Broadway, VA
age: 48
| Sea, It is a known fact that if a nakkie wimmen stands in front of a man, their vision improves greatly.
Now, I am afraid to go talk to my optomitrist. I think they will tell me that I need bifocals..
LOL..
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