| 7/1/2008 10:30:33 AM | how do you feel about karaoke | |
crazygroupie
Murrieta, CA
age: 54
| Not even with alcohol would I sing karaoke but I do applaud those that do...no matter how good or bad they are.
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| 7/8/2008 2:56:04 AM | how do you feel about karaoke | |
burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33
| The Top Ten Reasons Karaoke is Better Than Sex
10. With Karaoke, you're always sure you can find someone worse than you are.
9. You don't feel obligated to buy someone dinner for singing Karaoke with you.
8. When you sing Karaoke, it's OK to have multiple partners.
7. It's OK to sing Karaoke with your sister.
6. With Karaoke, you never have to be sorry about forgetting your lines.
5. It's OK to drink too much and sing Karaoke.
4. With Karaoke, no one will complain about the size of your microphone.
3. It's OK to sing Karaoke in front of your neighbors.
2. You'll never feel uncomfortable knowing your parents still sing Karaoke.
1. No one complains about a 3-minute Karaoke performance.
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| 7/11/2008 2:59:10 AM | how do you feel about karaoke | |
burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33
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| 7/18/2008 4:30:25 AM | how do you feel about karaoke | |
burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33
| When you can't quite make out what the lyrics are to a song, you will sometimes improvise with the closest thing that sounded right at the moment. And sometimes they make for more interesting lyrics...
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| 7/20/2008 7:41:07 PM | how do you feel about karaoke | |
xlibra75x
Gateway, AR
age: 33
| I can sing "Patience" by G n'R pretty good........I can sing "Luchenbach,Texas" pretty good, too
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| 7/22/2008 6:53:44 AM | how do you feel about karaoke | |
burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33
| Even the religious find themselves asking W.W.J.S.?
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| 7/28/2008 11:47:50 PM | how do you feel about karaoke | |
stephanielee
Hinsdale, IL
age: 74
| Karaoke is for fun... I don't mind nice people who do it for enjoyment, but I went to one of my singer's karaoke shows last weekend and there was a fellow there who had a giant ego... unfortunately, not deserved. He was flat and screamed and kept waving at the audience to applaud more.
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| 7/28/2008 11:50:26 PM | how do you feel about karaoke | |
stephanielee
Hinsdale, IL
age: 74
| Believe me, three shots [alcohol] will not calm you down. You just lose some of your inhibitions so that you don't sing as well and you don't realize it.
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| 7/28/2008 11:52:18 PM | how do you feel about karaoke | |
stephanielee
Hinsdale, IL
age: 74
| If you love to sing so much, why not take a few voice lessons and then you will sing better and be more confident.
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| 7/29/2008 12:17:18 AM | how do you feel about karaoke | |
hnstgrl
Travelers Rest, SC
age: 39
| The Top Ten Reasons Karaoke is Better Than Sex
10. With Karaoke, you're always sure you can find someone worse than you are.
9. You don't feel obligated to buy someone dinner for singing Karaoke with you.
8. When you sing Karaoke, it's OK to have multiple partners.
7. It's OK to sing Karaoke with your sister.
6. With Karaoke, you never have to be sorry about forgetting your lines.
5. It's OK to drink too much and sing Karaoke.
4. With Karaoke, no one will complain about the size of your microphone.
3. It's OK to sing Karaoke in front of your neighbors.
2. You'll never feel uncomfortable knowing your parents still sing Karaoke.
1. No one complains about a 3-minute Karaoke performance.
Omg my gawd you are so funny !!
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| 7/29/2008 8:22:23 PM | how do you feel about karaoke | |
burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33
| STRANGE THINGS HEARD AT KARAOKE SHOWS
Sometimes, you hear the strangest things at shows...
"When you sing that, it makes the hairs on my arms stand up!"
"Hmm, maybe you better shave your arms!"
"Hey, where is everyone?"
"There's a viewing going on tonight."
"Kinda dead in here, too!"
"Once you put it in, you can't take it out 'til you're done!"
"Tonight, we're going to be doing karaoke... and all of you as well!"
"... That song that you do do."
"Tim, every time I sing Grease with you, I end up being John, and you end up being Olivia!"
(While putting up speaker stands): "Let's spread the legs a little bit."
"How's this, boys?"
"A little more... wait, yeah, there we are."
(KJ announcement): "Whoever dropped the bag of weed in the bathroom, you can pick it up from the police officer at the door!"
(KJ to crowd): "Okay, who out there came to sing tonight?" (Complete silence)
"I have to take out the beast."
"Oh no, you don't have to take out the beast!"
"I'll hump anybody!"
"Driving that train, high on Rogaine."
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
"I am now, and shall always be your friend... unless you do something stupid to me."
"Wow! Everyone smells so good tonight!"
"We heard you were coming so we all took baths!"
"Just push this little thing right here?"
Jimmy: "Which one is John?"
Jay: "He's the little short, round guy with the hole in his head!"
Jimmy: "Ahhh!"
Jay: "Yeah, poor guy, everybody always s***s on him."
"HY-per-VEN-til-A-tion-HY-per-VEN-til-A-tion-HY-per-VEN-til-A-tion!" (said while inhaling and exhaling)
"From the diaphragm!"
"I'm not wearing a diaphragm!"
"You can put it down there if you want to."
(During the song, "Suddenly Seymour"): "Suddenly Eyore."
"Poor Jerry Garcia's rolling over in his grave, flipping me off with his missing middle finger for that song!"
KJ "Just sing what you see on the TV in front of you."
Drunk singer: "There's a TV in front of me?"
Crowd to singer: "Show us your puppies!"
Singer: "These aren't puppies, these are my ***s!"
"You have won tonight's contest!!"
"There was a contest!?"
(During the song, "Bohemian Rhapsody"): "Oh mama mia, papa pia, baby's got the diarrhea!"
"Hey! Someone put rum in my Coke!"
"It's a rum and Coke, you jackass!"
(During the song, "Roses"): "Lean a little closer, see that roses really smell like poo poo. Oh, sorry, that was me; I farted!"
"Can you move a little that way? The light on your forehead is shining in my eyes!"
(During the dance number, "Casper Slide"): "Now slide to the left." (Every single dancer slides to the right)
(A very drunk girl sitting next to a guy with a table full of discs, his head in a song book): "Are you doing karaoke tonight?"
"No, lady, I thought I'd come here to do my taxes."
(Very, VERY drunk singer, after a five minute song): "Oh, that was pretty bad, can I... can I try that again?"
Crowd: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
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| 7/29/2008 8:45:30 PM | how do you feel about karaoke | |
luvstosing
Fayetteville, AR
age: 36
| "Driving that train, high on Rogaine."
Hilarious!!!
Too True Too True!!
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| 8/4/2008 10:49:52 PM | how do you feel about karaoke | |
jajasun
Denton, TX
age: 42 online now!
| Don't think it's for me but have you heard how the new singer for Boston was discovered?He posted a Karaoke video and was hired on with them to tour.Gotta luv the internet!!
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| 8/10/2008 6:42:05 AM | how do you feel about karaoke | |
burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33
| Wow... Well, Jajasun, I have yet to personally meet anyone doing karaoke that would qualify as that kind of awesome. Not even I can pull off faking that. I always thought it would really be kick a** if the person who actually sings the real song that was playing would sing their own songs at my Karaoke Bar. I always wondered if they'd be really good or totally suck arse. Heh...
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| 8/18/2008 4:02:17 PM | how do you feel about karaoke | |
1redneck4u
Fredericksburg, VA
age: 37
| it sucs
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